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# Cats and kittens ### By Unknown

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[Illustration:

TOOTSY WOOTSY WERNER (four months old), In whose honor this book is published.]

[Illustration: PICTURE I.

“See, Tootsy Wootsy be’s m’ tat.”]

Werner’s

Readings and Recitations

No. 35

Cats and Kittens

[Illustration]

NEW YORK EDGAR S. WERNER & COMPANY

Copyright, 1906, by Edgar S. Werner

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CONTENTS.

PAGE

Audacious Kitten.—Oliver Herford 184

Bad Peter, Bad Joe 119

Baron Grimalkin’s Death (Parody on Greene’s “Baron’s Last Banquet”).—Will M. Carlton 126

Boy Blue and His Gun.—Nellie M. Garabraut 209

Boys’ Compositions on Cats 215

Cat and Fox (Fable) 137

Cat and Mouse 157

Cat and Painter.—Eleanor H. Porter 188

Cat and Tiger (Fable) 43

Cat Came Fiddling 42

Cat Convention.—Edna A. Foster 155

Cat Law-Suit 168

Cat-Life.—Lucy Larcom 185

Cat of Hindustan 228

Cat That Came to School (Action Poem) 32

Cat-egorical Courtship 115

Catching the Cat.—Margaret Vandegrift 254

Catkin 65

Cats (Parody on Southey’s “Cataract of Lodore”) 66

Cats.—Eve Lawless 34

Cats and Dogs.—Jerome K. Jerome 46

Cats’ and Kittens’ Opening Address 12

Cat’s Birthday Celebration.—Mrs. Gertrude Manly Jones 27

Cats’ Duet 146

Cats, Essay or Address on.—Stanley Schell 224

Cat’s Meat Man; or, Cupboard Love 267

Cats’ Merry, Merry Meeting (Action Song).—Stanley Schell 153

Cats Recognized by Cat Clubs of To-day 243

Cats’ Tea Party (Action Poem) 26

Cats’ Thanksgiving Day 38

Composite Cat.—Maria J. Hammond 241

Daisy’s Thanksgiving 212

Dame Trot and Her Cat 77

De Black Cat Crossed His Luck.—J.D. Corrothers 124

Dead Canary.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 230

Dead Kitten.—Sydney Dayre 199

Decoration of Honor.—L.E. Street 36

Dick Whittington (Song with Tableaux) 49

Dickens and His Kitten 195

Differences between Cat and Dog.—Elizabeth I. Cassin 24

Ding Dong Bell (Words only) 227

Ding Dong Bell (Song—Illustrated) 39

Dirty Kitty Cat.—Stanley Schell 194

Dishonest Cat.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 133

Doctor Tom Mew 98

Dog and Cat 218

Dogs and Cats.—Alexander Dumas 94

Down to St. Ives 207

Duel.—Eugene Field 143

Elder Johnson’s Lecture on Cats 69

Emblematic Signification of Cat 145

Every Mother’s Love the Best 150

False Kindness 79

Family Cat 97

Feline Fate.—Anna Robeson Brown 129

Five Kitty Cats 103

Girl, Cat and Custard 183

Good-for-nothing Cat 57

Gray’s Elegy on Horace Walpole’s Cat 232

Had to Eat It 219

Happy Family (Music) 165

Hodge, the Cat.—Susan Coolidge 117

Homeless Kitten (Music).—Jane Campbell 135

Homeliest Cat at the Show.—Rosalie M. Jones 20

How Pussy and Mousie Kept House.—A.C. Kish 68

How Pussy Bathes 187

How to Feed and Care for Cats.—Stanley Schell 240

In Liquor 260

In the Hay-Loft.—Helen Thayer Hutcheson 144

Intelligent Cat.—Grace Bacon Holway 35

Jet and Snowflake (Dialogue) 270

Jim Wolfe and the Cats.—Mark Twain 244

Just Plain Cat.—Jennie Pendleton Ewing 92

Kathie’s Story 100

Kind Boy.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 120

Kitten and the Falling Leaves (Action Poem).—William Wordsworth 122

Kitten and the Mouse 67

Kitten of the Regiment.—James Buckram 246

Kitten that Never Grew Old 178

Kittens’ Blind-Man’s Buff (Illustrated) 90

Kittens’ Dancing-Lesson.—Stanley Schell 179

Kittens’ Fright (Action Poem) 113

Kittens’ Promenade 74

Kitten’s View of Life.—Thomas Westwood 159

Kitty 242

Kitty at School.—Kate Ulmer 208

Kittycat and the Milkman 202

Kitty’s Lesson.—C. Grace Jerolamen 220

Lament of a Forsaken Cat.—Elizabeth Harcourt Mitchell 41

Land on Your Feet.—Sam Walter Foss 158

Language of Cats 186

Lincoln’s Motherless Kittens.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 196

Little Cat Made Fur Fly 264

Little Kittens 71

Little Kitty (Action Poem) 128

Little Pussy.—Taylor 121

Little Turncoats.—Georgia A. Peck 205

Lost Kitty 28

Lost Mittens (Illustrated) 201

Matthew Arnold’s Cat, Atossa 182

Matilda Martha May.—Fannie Rogers White 106

Me an’ Bab.—Joy Vetrepont 151

Me an’ Methuselar.—Harriet Ford 161

Mirror Cat.—Oliver Herford 30

Mischievous Cat.—Mrs. E.T. Corbett 206

Miss Edith’s Modest Request.—Bret Harte 138

Miss Kitty Manx to Sir Thomas Angora.—Mary S. Boyd 140

Miss Tabbycat’s Reception.—Elizabeth L. Gould 102

Mistress Kitty 96

Model Cat.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 271

Modest Cat’s Soliloquy 29

Mother Gray and Her Children (Music) 172

Mother Tabbyskins 82

My Cat.—Charles Baudelaire 115

My Cat and Dog.—Marori 200

My Kittens.—Olive Stevens Brown 104

My Little Gray Kitty and I 86

My Ol’ Black Cat.—Flavia Rosser 198

My Old Gray Cat and I.—Joe Lincoln 136

My Pet Cat 253

My Pussy (Music—Illustrated) 214

Naughty Pussy 233

Newsboy’s Cat; or, the Fam’ly Man.—Mrs. E.T. Corbett 213

Nobody Did It 88

Nocturnal Shot 81

Object of Love.—Mary E. Wilkins 107

Old Nursery Rhyme 78

Out for a High Time.—E. Louise Liddell 59

Outing.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 176

Pace That Kills 75

Partnership.—Margaret Vandegrift 75

Pet and Her Cat 174

Pins in Pussy’s Toes.—Harriet Beecher Stowe 40

Poet’s Lamentation for Loss of His Cat.—Joseph Green 261

Polly Pry’s Kitten (Action Poem) 55

Prince of Newfoundland; or, Only a Dog and a Kitten.—Celia Thaxter 141

Puss and Her Three Kittens.—Tom Hood 87

Puss in Mischief (Action Poem) 76

Pussy and the Mice 118

Pussy at School.—Louis B. Tisdale 171

Pussy-Cat 164

Pussy-Cat and Mouse on Thanksgiving 269

Pussy Gray’s Dinner 160

Pussy Willows 219

Pussy’s Dream 93

Pussy’s Vocal Lesson 169

Quousque Tandem, O Catiline?—A.L. Frisbie 257

Rash Young Mouse (Action Poem) 56

Ready for Breakfast (Illustrated) 101

Retired Cat.—William Cowper 236

Revenge for Poisoning a Cat 234

Robin Redbreast and Pussy-Cat 74

Sad Case.—Clara D. Bates 45

Sandy Jenkins’s Remarks on the Black Cat.—J.D. Corrothers 72

Scarum Cat.—Mary Elizabeth Stone 221

Sea-Puss.—Kate Upson Clark 170

Secret Told Pussie 80

Social Tea.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 180

Some Cat Traits 156

Southey’s Cats Write Their Master.—Robert Southey 263

Strange Mouse 239

Sunday Episode (Illustrated).—Herbert Randall 70

Tatters, the Cat.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 91

That Cat.—Ben King 78

Three Maidens Fair.—Stanley Schell 89

Three Naughty Kittens.—Isabel Frances Bellows 166

Timid Kitten.—Carolyn Wells 58

Tom.—M.T. Hart 252

Tommie 116

Toodlekins and Flip 265

Tootsy Wootsy.—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 13

Topsy 85

Troll Cat 222

Turn About 79

Two Gray Kits and the Gray Kits’ Mother 71

Two Hearts and a Kitten.—Mabel Preece 203

Two Pussy-Cats.—Ella Wheeler Wilcox 105

“Two’s Company, Three’s None.”—Mrs. Frederick W. Pender 52

Ungrateful Cat 259

Walter Savage Landor’s Favorite Cat, Chinchinillo 134

Warning (Music) 114

Watch-Cat.—Elliot Walker 248

Way You Look at It 173

We Cats (Action Song) 60

We’ve Lost Our Job.—Stanley Schell 262

What Became of the Kitten? 175

What I Want.—David L. Proudfit 258

What Puss Thinks 33

“When the Cat’s Away the Mice Will Play” (Tableau).—Mrs. Mary L. Gaddess 167

Where Are Those Sleepy Kittens? (Action Poem) 44

Where Have You Been? 73

Where Is My Kitty? (Action Poem) 99

Why Cats Wash After Eating.—Eva J. Beede 25

Why the Cat Always Falls upon Her Feet.—Louise Jamison 211

Wisdom 233

Wise Mouse.—Mary Raymond Garretson 31

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Conundrums—25, 119, 123, 125, 142, 156, 157, 177, 179, 183, 193, 197, 198, 207, 210, 220, 227, 235, 251.

AUTHORS.

PAGE

Bates, Clara Doty 45

Baudelaire, Charles 115

Beede, Eva J. 25

Bellows, Isabel Frances 166

Boyd, Mary S. 140

Brown, Anna Robeson 129

Brown, Olive Stevens 104

Buckram, James 246

Campbell, Jane 135

Carlton, Will M. 126

Cassin, Elizabeth I. 24

Clark, Kate Upson 170

Coolidge, Susan 117

Corbett, Mrs. E.T. 206, 213

Corrothers, J.D. 72, 124

Cowper, William 236

Dayre, Sydney 199

Dumas, Alexander 94

Ewing, Jennie Pendleton 92

Field, Eugene 143

Ford, Harriet 161

Foss, Sam Walter 158

Foster, Edna A. 155

Frisbie, A.L. 257

Gaddess, Mrs. Mary L. 167

Garabraut, Nellie M. 209

Garretson, Mary Raymond 31

Gould, Elizabeth L. 102

Green, Joseph 261

Hammond, Maria J. 241

Hart, M.T. 252

Harte, Bret 138

Herford, Oliver 30, 184

Holway, Grace Bacon 35

Hood, Tom 87

Hutcheson, Helen Thayer 144

Jamison, Louise 211

Jerolamen, C. Grace 220

Jerome, Jerome K. 46

Jones, Mrs. Gertrude M. 27

Jones, Rosalie M. 20

King, Ben 78

Kish, A.C. 68

Larcom, Lucy 185

Lawless, Eve 34

Liddell, E. Louise 59

Lincoln, Joe 136

Marori 200

Mitchell, Elizabeth H. 41

Peck, Georgia A. 205

Pender, Mrs. Frederick W. 13, 52, 91, 120, 133, 176, 180, 196, 230, 271

Porter, Eleanor H. 188

Preece, Mabel 203

Proudfit, David L. 258

Randall, Herbert 70

Rosser, Flavia 198

Schell, Stanley 89, 153, 179, 194, 224, 240, 262

Southey, Robert 263

Stone, Mary Elizabeth 221

Stowe, Harriet Beecher 40

Street, L.E. 36

Taylor 121

Thaxter, Celia 141

Tisdale, Louis B. 171

Twain, Mark 244

Ulmer, Kate 208

Vandegrift, Margaret 75, 254

Vetrepont, Joy 151

Walker, Elliot 248

Wells, Carolyn 58

Westwood, Thomas 159

White, Fannie Rogers 106

Wilcox, Ella Wheeler 105

Wilkins, Mary E. 107

Wordsworth, William 122

CATS’ AND KITTENS’ OPENING ADDRESS.

Kind audience, we wish to say right here, We’re only play cats and kittens dear. (’Twould be absurd for cats to play This entertainment, their parts they could not say), For cats, you know, can only “me-you,” And that we know is Greek to you. Then, if a rat should chance to drop Upon us, why, off we’d pop! All this I tell you for your sake, For fear you’d make a grave mistake, And think that we real catties were. I therefore ask you to suppose That we are dressed up in cats’ clothes.

[_All bow, then all together give the following calls as they back to stage back and exit._]

[Music]

WERNER’S READINGS AND RECITATIONS No. 35.

Copyright, 1906, by Edgar S. Werner.

TOOTSY WOOTSY.

POEM, LESSON-TALK AND PANTOMIME, BY MRS. FREDERICK W. PENDER.

POSES BY BABY ELOCUTIONIST VIRGINIA BELL (2 YEARS OLD) AND KITTEN TOOTSY WOOTSY (4 MONTHS OLD).

Photographs by Jacques Joel, New York.

Copyright, 1906, by Edgar S. Werner.

_Written expressly for this book._

See, Tootsy Wootsy be’s m’ tat, An’ her as tunnin’ as tan be; She am ner bigger den m’ han’, An’s dot der bites’ eyes oo’ see.

All fluffy wuffy be’s her toat, An’ say, her face, it’s orsel wise; I spec’s some day ’at she’ll dit Der firstes’, bestes’ tind oo’ prize.

She puts her ’ittle velvet paws Wite up ter me ser dem I’ll shake; An’ ef she be’s des fas’ ersleep, I nezzer ties fer her ter wake.

I ’dopt her fer m’ owners’ tat, An’ dot fer her der nices’ house, W’ere she do stay w’en nite am tum Ser still an’ twiet as er mouse.

She ain’t ner tommon tind o’ tat, She am Andora, yes, she be; An’ w’en I smooth her back an’ tail, Her winks, an’ purrs, an’ p’ays wiv me.

An’ nen I buy (now doan yo’ laff), Er sing ner uzzer titten’s dot, Er nussin’ bottle, wiv er mouf F’um w’ich she dinks her milk w’en hot.

Oh! she do be ser very nice, I hopes she nezzer wuns erway; Fer ef she do, I tannot tell W’at I ’oud do, or sink, or say.

Maybe, I mite dess tazy dit, Ef f’um m’ titten I did part; So, Tootsy, darlin’! oo’ stay here, Fer ef yer don’ yo’ bwake m’ heart.

[Some people do not care to teach children dialect, so we print the poem “Tootsy Wootsy” in ordinary English. The same lesson-talk applies to both forms of the poem.]

TOOTSY WOOTSY.

See, Tootsy Wootsy is my cat, And she’s as cunning as can be; She is no bigger than my hand, And has the brightest eyes you see.

All fluffy wuffy is her coat, And see, her face, it’s very wise; I expect some day that she’ll get The first and only kind of prize.

She puts her little velvet paws Right up to me so them I’ll shake; And if she is just fast asleep, I never cry for her to wake.

I take her for my very own And have for her the nicest house, Where she can stay when night is come As still and quiet as a mouse.

She’s not a common kind of cat, She is Angora, yes, she is; And when I smooth her back and tail, She winks, and purrs, and plays with me.

And then I buy (now don’t you laugh) A thing no other kitten’s got, A nursing-bottle, with a mouth From which she drinks her milk when hot.

Oh! she is really very nice, I hope she’ll never run away; For if she does, I cannot tell What I would do, or think, or say.

Maybe, I might just crazy get, If from my kitten I did part; So, Tootsy, darling! you stay here, For if you don’t, you’ll break my heart.

FOREWORD.

As soon as a little tot in lisping accents can pronounce words sufficiently well to form sentences, it often becomes a proud mother’s ambition to teach her nursery rhymes; and baby is called on to surprise her fond papa, or maybe her doting grandparents, with a display of her wonderful elocutionary talent. But when the darling entertains a number of her mama’s dearest friends in the drawing-room, or, better still, when she makes her début at the Sunday-school social, and receives plaudits for her little recitation delivered in bird-like tones, it is then that the mother’s heart reaches its zenith of happiness. “Tootsy Wootsy” has been arranged and posed especially for children from three to six years of age.

POINTS.—Before the child recites, place a small stool or chair a little to right of center of platform. On left side there should be a small table or stand; a little way from this, lying on floor with cover off, should be kitten’s basket with a tiny nursing-bottle filled with milk. Care should be taken not to have these articles arranged in set manner, but rather with play-room or nursery effect. The younger the kitten, the easier handled by a child.

LESSON-TALK ON “TOOTSY WOOTSY.”

_“See, Tootsy Wootsy he’s m’ tat, An’ her as tunnin’ as tan be.”_

PICTURE I.—Advance on platform carrying pet kitten in arms in regular childish fashion; pause, throw weight of body evenly upon both feet; face expressing joy and pride; and in pleasing tones explain who “Tootsy Wootsy” is and how “tunnin’.”

_“She am ner bigger den m’ han’, An’s dot der bites’ eyes oo’ see.”_

[Illustration: PICTURE II.

“I spec’s some day ’at she’ll dit Der firstes’, bestes’ tind oo’ prize.”]

[Illustration: PICTURE III.

“She puts her ’ittle velvet paws Wite up ter me ser dem I’ll shake.”]

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Smile, hold kitten out in front of you for admiration of audience; seat yourself on floor, wind one arm and hand around kitten, while holding up other arm with fingers of hand extended, as though to illustrate what you think is correct size of her tail; facial expression brightens as head is slightly bowed, when gazing at beauty of kitten’s eyes.

_“All fluffy wuffy be’s her toat, An’ say, her face, it’s orsel wise.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Still seated, run one hand over and through kitten’s fur; hold kitten up a little and rub your cheek against its soft body; glancing alternately at kitten, then at her friends. Words requiring emphasis are “fluffy,” “wuffy,” “toat” and “it’s orsel wise.”

_“I spec’s some day ’at she’ll dit Der firstes’, bestes’ tind oo’ prize.”_

PICTURE II.—Still seated, hug kitten closely to breast, and show by look that you have no doubt of kitten’s receiving “firstes’, bestes’ tind oo’ prize.” Words that are emphatic are “some day,” “she,” and the entire second line.

_“She puts her ’ittle velvet paws Wite up ter me ser dem I’ll shake.”_

PICTURE III.—Put right arm around kitten; both hands clasp kitten’s paws; while you glance up obliquely with earnest tone and recite the lines. Special emphasis on “wite up ter me” as though it were something unusual for a kitten to do such a thing.

_“An’ ef she be’s fas’ ersleep, I nezzer ties fer her ter wake.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Serious tone and expression of face and eyes; prolong “des fas’ ersleep;” accompany “I nezzer ties” with movement of head from right to left to make more emphatic.

_“I ’dopt her fer m’ ownes’ tat, An’ dot fer her der nices’ house.”_

PICTURE IV.—Rise, advance to where basket is lying; place kitten in it; put basket with contents on stand; bow head, resting it lightly on kitten; hands clasp sides of basket; face expressing happiness.

_“Where she do stay w’en nite am tum Ser still an’ twiet as er mouse.”_

PICTURE V.—Place cover of basket over kitten, leaving head exposed to view; then sit in chair, feet crossed, and hold kitten in basket, for audience to gaze at. Show dignified tone and manner when reciting; tone softens and voice grows lighter on “still an’ twiet as er mouse.”

_“She ain’t ner tommon tind o’ tat, She am Andora, yes she be.”_

PICTURE VI.—Remove cover from basket, which still contains kitten; place cover to one side. Clasp with left hand kitten’s collar in the back. Cling with right hand to edge of stand, feet in natural childish position; body slightly inclined in sort of protecting manner over loved treasure, and with look and tone of disdain and strongest emphasis say that your kitten “ain’t ner tommon tind o’ tat;” give its breed, laying special stress on “Andora,” and “yes, she be;” decided nod of head in affirmative on last three words.

_“An’ w’en I smooth her back an’ tail, Her winks, an’ purrs, an’ p’ays wiv me.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Continue dignified tone through first line; expression softens on second line; suggestion of smile. Emphasize “winks,” “purrs,” “p’ays wiv me.”

_“An’ nen I buy (now doan yo’ laff) Er sing ner uzzer titten’s dot.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Take kitten from basket; resume your seat in chair; face should glow with pride and pleasure when thinking what you have for your kitten; for a moment the thought comes that when your friends learn what it is, they will make sport of you. With pathetic face beg them not to “laff.” Again assuming bright facial expression and giving marked stress to the words, assure them that it is—“Er sing ner uzzer titten’s dot,” and describe it as

_“Er nussin’-bottle, wiv er mouf F’um w’ich she dinks her milk w’en hot.”_

PICTURE VII.—Bend forward, clasp kitten with left hand, and proceed to give kitten milk from bottle that you take from basket.

_“Oh! she do be ser very nice, I hopes she nezzer wuns erway.”_

PICTURE VIII.—Rise, place cat in basket on stand, keep side of your body toward audience; continue to offer kitten milk as you recite the lines. Emphasize “very nice,” “nezzer,” and “wuns erway.”

_“Fer ef she do, I tannot tell W’at I ’oud do, or sink, or say.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Your fear of losing kitten should be expressed very vividly. Place nursing-bottle in basket. Lovingly take kitten out of basket. Put right hand to your eye as if to check a tear; left arm and hand encircle kitten; general appearance of childish sorrow.

_“May be, I mite dess tazy dit, Ef f’um m’ titten I did part;”_

PICTURE IX.—In your great fondness for the kitten, you fear that you may lose it after all. Sit in chair, place cat on stand, holding its collar tightly with left hand. To illustrate still more clearly how you would mourn, should such a catastrophe befall you, when reciting how she “mite tazy dit,” place right hand on your face and give deep sigh and expression of intense suffering.

_“So, Tootsy, darlin’! Oo’ stay here, Fer ef yer don’, yo’ bwake m’ heart.”_

DESCRIPTIVE POSE.—Take kitten, hug it closely, and in above lines beg it not to leave you. Strong emphasis on “yo’ bwake mi’ heart.” Then, carrying kitten under right arm, and basket containing nursing-bottle in left hand, smile sadly to audience and leave platform.

HOMELIEST CAT AT THE SHOW.

ROSALIE M. JONES.

“Hi! Hit her again! She’s ugly enough to stop a clock.”

“You let her ’lone,” screamed a small voice from the top story of a towering rear tenement, but alas, it fell far short of the depths, way, way, below where the cruel boys were tormenting the poor kitty.

Then the active little figure belonging to the voice hurriedly left the window above and racing down stairs, three steps at a jump, burst violently into their midst, caught their trembling little victim to her breast, and with no weapons but a flushed face and two big tearful eyes, turned defiantly to brave the cowards.

“Say, fellers, catch on ter de young defender.”

“Yer wanter send her ter de cat show, see. She’ll git a prize, I don’t tink.”

With a look of contempt which stung even the most hardened of them, Maysie turned away with her suffering burden and re-entered the house.

“For goodness sake! What’s that you’ve got now?” asked a tired looking woman, as she saw her small daughter come panting into the kitchen, clutching something by the legs.

“Jus’ a kitty.”

“Well, I never did! Why, Marg’ret Williams, are you crazy? I never saw such a homely creature in all my born days: it’ll bring us bad luck, sure, with that wicked green eye and that mean yeller one—ugh! You just take it straight back to the gutter you fished it out of.”

At this Maysie began to cry; sobbing out the story of its ill treatment.

“Oh, well, I reckon we’ll keep her till she’s cured up, anyway.”

So Maysie kept her cat, and pity blossomed so quickly into love that she was perfectly blind to its ugliness and fondly fancied it the dearest, sweetest and loveliest kitty in all the world.

On the next Sunday, Mrs. Williams read out from her great big newspaper: “A National Cat Show at Madison Square.”

“What’s a National Cat Show?” asked Maysie, who was sitting playing with Rags, as she called her foundling.

“Why it’s—it’s a show of cats, I suppose, and it’s to be held next Wednesday in Madison Square Garden.”

“Oh, yes, that must be where that bad boy in the street told me to send Rags, but I thought, o’ course, he was just foolin’; he said, maybe I’d get a prize for her. Do you—— do you think I might, mother?”

Mrs. Williams hid a smile behind her newspaper, as she read of the gorgeous Angora, Maltese, Persian and other rare and beautiful cats that were to be exhibited by the richest and most fashionable ladies in New York, but she only answered: “I shouldn’t wonder.”

This was enough. In the course of ten seconds, Maysie had decided in her own mind that she would take Rags to the show, and that there was not the slightest use of worrying her poor, tired mother about it beforehand and spoiling the delightful “s’prise.”

Early Wednesday morning Mrs. Williams started for her day’s work. Maysie, when left alone, fairly raced the breakfast dishes around her dishpan, over the towel and up again on the shelf. Then she slipped into a nice little fresh calico dress, tied a new red ribbon around Rags’s neck in a fantastic bow, which, however, would slide around under her chewed-off ear, then cramming her into the market-basket, she set off with a light heart.

She was too early to be admitted, and so had to stand and wait near the side door marked “Entrance for Cats.”

At last a carriage drove up to the great front door of the building and a lady descended from it, followed by a maid in a white cap, carrying a basket. She was such a pretty lady and so beautifully dressed, that Maysie liked her on the spot, and thought that it would only be kind to inform her that she was not at the right entrance for cats and must wait at the side door with her.

The lady smiled when she told her, and she said: “Oh, thank you, you’re very good; I see you have a cat, too! Is it to be in the show?”

“Oh, yes, don’t you think she’ll get a prize?”

“Pro—probably,” said the lady, turning away for an instant and shaking so strangely that Maysie thought she was cold.

“Had’nt I better ask the other lady to bring you a shawl or sumpin’ out of your carriage?”