Chapter 5 of 10 · 69 words · ~1 min read

V.

Maester Tharne used to zay as how more vlies was cot wi' zugar or honey than wi' vinegar, and that even a body's enemies med be gammoned wi' vine words. Jim Pinniger zeemed to thenk zo too, when a run agin the jackass one dark night. Jem tuk th' beawst vor th' devil, and cot un by th' ear. '_Zaat's yer harn, zur_' (Soft's your horn, sir), zays Jem.