Part 4
_Lucy._ Are you not married to her, you Brute, you.
_Macheath._ Married! Very good. The Wench gives it out only to vex thee, and to ruin me in thy good Opinion. 'Tis true, I go to the House; I chat with the Girl, I kiss her, I say a thousand things to her (as all Gentlemen do) that mean nothing, to divert myself; and now the silly Jade hath set it about that I am married to her, to let me know what she would be at. Indeed, my dear _Lucy_, these violent Passions may be of ill consequence to a Woman in your Condition.
_Lucy._ Come, come, Captain, for all your Assurance, you know that Miss _Polly_ hath put it out of your Power to do me the Justice you promis'd me.
_Macheath._ A jealous Woman believes every thing her Passion suggests. To convince you of my Sincerity, if we can find the Ordinary, I shall have no Scruples of making you my Wife; and I know the Consequence of having two at a time.
_Lucy._ That you are only to be hang'd, and so get rid of them both.
_Macheath._ I am ready, my dear _Lucy_, to give you Satisfaction-- if you think there is any in Marriage. --What can a Man of Honour say more?
_Lucy._ So then, it seems, you are not married to Miss _Polly_.
_Macheath._ You know, _Lucy_, the Girl is prodigiously conceited. No Man can say a civil thing to her, but (like other fine Ladies) her Vanity makes her think he's her own for ever and ever.
AIR XXVIII. The Sun had loos'd his weary Teams, &c.
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The first time at the Looking-glass The Mother sets her Daughter, The Image strikes the smiling Lass With Self-love ever after, Each time she looks, she, fonder grown, Thinks ev'ry Charm grows stronger. But alas, vain Maid, all Eyes but your own Can see you are not younger.
When Women consider their own Beauties, they are all alike unreasonable in their Demands; for they expect their Lovers should like them as long as they like themselves.
_Lucy._ Yonder is my Father-- perhaps this way we may light upon the Ordinary, who shall try if you will be as good as your Word. --For I long to be made an honest Woman.
[Exeunt.
Enter _Peachum_ and _Lockit_ with an Account-Book.
_Lockit._ In this last Affair, Brother _Peachum_, we are agreed. You have consented to go halves in _Macheath_.
_Peachum._ We shall never fall out about an Execution-- But as to that Article, pray how stands our last Year's Account?
_Lockit._ If you will run your Eye over it, you'll find 'tis fair and clearly stated.
_Peachum._ This long Arrear of the Government is very hard upon us! Can it be expected that we would hang our Acquaintance for nothing, when our Betters will hardly save theirs without being paid for it. Unless the People in Employment pay better, I promise them for the future, I shall let other Rogues live besides their own.
_Lockit._ Perhaps, Brother, they are afraid these Matters may be carried too far. We are treated too by them with Contempt, as if our Profession were not reputable.
_Peachum._ In one respect indeed our Employment may be reckon'd dishonest, because, like Great Statesmen, we encourage those who betray their Friends.
_Lockit._ Such Language, Brother, any where else, might turn to your Prejudice. Learn to be more guarded, I beg you.
AIR XXIX. How happy are we, &c.
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When you censure the Age, Be cautious and sage, Lest the Courtiers offended should be: If you mention Vice or Bribe, 'Tis so pat to all the Tribe; Each cries-- That was levell'd at me.
_Peachum._ Here's poor _Ned Clincher's_ Name, I see. Sure, Brother _Lockit_, there was a little unfair Proceeding in _Ned's_ Case: for he told me in the Condemn'd Hold, that for Value receiv'd, you had promis'd him a Session or two longer without Molestation.
_Lockit._ Mr. _Peachum_-- this is the first time my Honour was ever call'd in Question.
_Peachum._ Business is at an end-- if once we act dishonourably.
_Lockit._ Who accuses me?
_Peachum._ You are warm, Brother.
_Lockit._ He that attacks my Honour, attacks my Livelihood. --And this Usage-- Sir-- is not to be borne.
_Peachum._ Since you provoke me to speak-- I must tell you too, that Mrs. _Coaxer_ charges you with defrauding her of her Information-Money, for the apprehending of curl-pated _Hugh_. Indeed, indeed, Brother, we must punctually pay our Spies, or we shall have no Information.
_Lockit._ Is this Language to me, Sirrah,-- who have sav'd you from the Gallows, Sirrah! [Collaring each other.
_Peachum._ If I am hang'd, it shall be for ridding the World of an arrant Rascal.
_Lockit._ This Hand shall do the Office of the Halter you deserve, and throttle you-- you Dog!--
_Peachum._ Brother, Brother-- We are both in the Wrong-- We shall be both Losers in the Dispute-- for you know we have it in our Power to hang each other. You should not be so passionate.
_Lockit._ Nor you so provoking.
_Peachum._ 'Tis our mutual Interest; 'tis for the Interest of the World we should agree. If I said any thing, Brother, to the Prejudice of your Character, I ask pardon.
_Lockit._ Brother _Peachum_-- I can forgive as well as resent. --Give me your Hand. Suspicion does not become a Friend.
_Peachum._ I only meant to give you Occasion to justify yourself: But I must now step home, for I expect the Gentleman about this Snuff-box, that _Filch_ nimm'd two Nights ago in the Park. I appointed him at this Hour. [Exit _Peachum_.
Enter _Lucy_.
_Lockit._ Whence come you, Hussy?
_Lucy._ My Tears might answer that Question.
_Lockit._ You have then been whimpering and fondling, like a Spaniel, over the Fellow that hath abus'd you.
_Lucy._ One can't help Love; one can't cure it. 'Tis not in my Power to obey you, and hate him.
_Lockit._ Learn to bear your Husband's Death like a reasonable Woman. 'Tis not the fashion, now-a-days, so much as to affect Sorrow upon these Occasions. No Woman would ever marry, if she had not the Chance of Mortality for a Release. Act like a Woman of Spirit, Hussy, and thank your Father for what he is doing.
AIR XXX. Of a noble Race was _Shenkin_.
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_Lucy._ Is then his Fate decreed, Sir? Such a Man can I think of quitting? When first we met, so moves me yet, O see how my Heart is splitting!
_Lockit._ Look ye, _Lucy_-- There is no saving him. --So, I think, you must ev'n do like other Widows-- buy yourself Weeds, and be chearful.
AIR XXXI.
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You'll think ere many Days ensue This Sentence not severe; I hang your Husband, Child, 'tis true, But with him hang your Care. Twang dang dillo dee.
Like a good Wife, go moan over your dying Husband. That, Child is your Duty-- Consider, Girl, you can't have the Man and the Money too-- so make yourself as easy as you can, by getting all you can from him.
[Exit _Lockit_.
Enter _Macheath_.
_Lucy._ Though the Ordinary was out of the way to-day, I hope, my Dear, you will, upon the first Opportunity, quiet my Scruples-- Oh Sir! --my Father's hard heart is not to be soften'd, and I am in the utmost Despair.
_Macheath._ But if I could raise a small Sum-- Would not twenty Guineas, think you, move him? --Of all the Arguments in the way of Business, the Perquisite is the most prevailing-- Your Father's Perquisites for the Escape of Prisoners must amount to a considerable Sum in the Year. Money well tim'd, and properly apply'd, will do any thing.
AIR XXXII. _London_ Ladies.
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If you at an Office solicit your Due, And would not have Matters neglected; You must quicken the Clerk with the Perquisite too, To do what his Duty directed.
Or would you the Frowns of a Lady prevent, She too has this palpable Failing, The Perquisite softens her into Consent; That Reason with all is prevailing.
_Lucy._ What Love or Money can do shall be done: for all my Comfort depends upon your Safety.
Enter _Polly_.
_Polly._ Where is my dear Husband? --Was a Rope ever intended for this Neck! --O let me throw my Arms about it, and throttle thee with Love! --Why dost thou turn away from me? 'Tis thy _Polly_-- 'Tis thy Wife.
_Macheath._ Was ever such an unfortunate Rascal as I am!
_Lucy._ Was there ever such another Villain!
_Polly._ O _Macheath_! was it for this we parted? Taken! Imprisoned! Try'd! Hang'd-- cruel Reflection! I'll stay with thee 'till Death-- no Force shall tear thy dear Wife from thee now. --What means my Love? --Not one kind Word! not one kind Look! think what thy _Polly_ suffers to see thee in this Condition.
AIR XXXIII. All in the Downs, &c.
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Thus when the Swallow seeking Prey, Within the Sash is closely pent, His Consort, with bemoaning Lay, Without sits pining for th' Event. Her chatt'ring Lovers all around her skim; She heeds them not (poor Bird!) her Soul's with him.
_Macheath._ [Aside.] I must disown her. [Aloud.] The Wench is distracted.
_Lucy._ Am I then bilk'd of my Virtue? Can I have no Reparation? Sure Men were born to lie, and Women to believe them! O Villain! Villain!
_Polly._ Am I not thy Wife? --Thy Neglect of me, thy Aversion to me too severely proves it. --Look on me. --Tell me, am I not thy Wife?
_Lucy._ Perfidious Wretch!
_Polly._ Barbarous Husband!
_Lucy._ Hadst thou been hang'd five Months ago, I had been happy.
_Polly._ And I too-- If you had been kind to me 'till Death, it would not have vexed me-- And that's no very unreasonable Request, (though from a Wife) to a Man who hath not above seven or eight Days to live.
_Lucy._ Art thou then married to another? Hast thou two Wives, Monster?
_Macheath._ If Women's Tongues can cease for an Answer-- hear me.
_Lucy._ I won't. --Flesh and Blood can't bear my Usage.
_Polly._ Shall I not claim my own? Justice bids me speak.
AIR XXXIV. Have you heard of a frolicksome Ditty, &c.
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_Macheath._ How happy could I be with either, Were t'other dear Charmer away! But while you thus teaze me together, To neither a Word will I say; But tol de rol, &c.
_Polly._ Sure, my Dear, there ought to be some Preference shewn to a Wife! At least she may claim the Appearance of it. He must be distracted with his Misfortunes, or he could not use me thus.
_Lucy._ O Villain, Villain! thou hast deceiv'd me. --I could even inform against thee with Pleasure. Not a Prude wishes more heartily to have Facts against her intimate Acquaintance, than I now wish to have Facts against thee. I would have her Satisfaction, and they should all out.
AIR XXXV. _Irish_ Trot.
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_Polly._ I am bubbled. _Lucy._ . . . . I'm bubbled. _Polly._ O how I am troubled! _Lucy._ Bambouzled, and bit! _Polly._ . . . . . . My Distresses are doubled. _Lucy._ When you come to the Tree, should the Hangman refuse, These Fingers, with Pleasure, could fasten the Noose. _Polly._ I'm bubbled, &c.
_Macheath._ Be pacified, my dear _Lucy_-- This is all a Fetch of _Polly's_, to make me desperate with you in case I get off. If I am hang'd, she would fain have the Credit of being thought my Widow-- Really, _Polly_, this is no time for a Dispute of this sort; for whenever you are talking of Marriage, I am thinking of Hanging.
_Polly._ And hast thou the Heart to persist in disowning me?
_Macheath._ And hast thou the Heart to persist in persuading me that I am married? Why, _Polly_, dost thou seek to aggravate my Misfortunes?
_Lucy._ Really, Miss _Peachum_, you but expose yourself. Besides, 'tis barbarous in you to worry a Gentleman in his Circumstances.
AIR XXXVI.
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_Polly._ Cease your Funning; Force or Cunning Never shall my Heart trapan. All these Sallies Are but Malice To seduce my constant Man. 'Tis most certain, By their flirting Women oft' have Envy shown. Pleas'd, to ruin Others wooing; Never happy in their own.
_Polly._ Decency, Madam, methinks might teach you to behave yourself with some Reserve with the Husband, while his Wife is present.
_Macheath._ But seriously, _Polly_, this is carrying the Joke a little too far.
_Lucy._ If you are determin'd, Madam, to raise a Disturbance in the Prison, I shall be obliged to send for the Turnkey to shew you the Door. I am sorry, Madam, you force me to be so ill-bred.
_Polly._ Give me leave to tell you, Madam: These forward Airs don't become you in the least, Madam. And my Duty, Madam, obliges me to stay with my Husband, Madam.
AIR XXXVII. Good-morrow, Gossip _Joan_.
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_Lucy._ Why how now, Madam _Flirt_? If you thus must chatter; And are for flinging Dirt, Let's try who best can spatter; Madam _Flirt_.
_Polly._ Why how now, saucy Jade; Sure the Wench is tipsy! How can you see me made [To him. The Scoff of such a Gipsy? Saucy Jade! [To her.
Enter _Peachum_.
_Peachum._ Where's my Wench? Ah Hussy! Hussy! --Come you home, you Slut; and when your Fellow is hang'd, hang yourself, to make your Family some Amends.
_Polly._ Dear, dear Father, do not tear me from him-- I must speak; I have more to say to him-- Oh! twist thy Fetters about me, that he may not haul me from thee!
_Peachum._ Sure all Women are alike! If ever they commit the Folly, they are sure to commit another by exposing themselves-- Away-- Not a Word more-- You are my Prisoner, now, Hussy.
AIR XXXVIII. _Irish_ Howl.
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_Polly._ No Power on Earth can e'er divide The Knot that sacred Love hath ty'd. When Parents draw against our Mind, The True-Love's Knot they faster bind. Oh, oh ray, oh Amborah-- oh, oh, &c.
[Holding _Macheath_, _Peachum_ pulling her.
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## SCENE III. The Same.
_Lucy_, _Macheath_.
_Macheath._ I am naturally compassionate, Wife; so that I could not use the Wench as she deserv'd; which made you at first suspect there was something in what she said.
_Lucy._ Indeed, my Dear, I was strangely puzzled.
_Macheath._ If that had been the Case, her Father would never have brought me into this Circumstance-- No, _Lucy_,-- I had rather die than be false to thee.
_Lucy._ How happy am I, if you say this from your Heart! For I love thee so, that I could sooner bear to see thee hang'd than in the Arms of another.
_Macheath._ But could'st thou bear to see me hang'd?
_Lucy._ O _Macheath_, I can never live to see that Day.
_Macheath._ You see, _Lucy_; in the Account of Love you are in my Debt, and you must now be convinc'd, that I rather choose to die than be another's. --Make me, if possible, love thee more, and let me owe my Life to thee-- If you refuse to assist me, _Peachum_ and your Father will immediately put me beyond all means of Escape.
_Lucy._ My Father, I know, hath been drinking hard with the Prisoners: and I fancy he is now taking his Nap in his own Room-- If I can procure the Keys, shall I go off with thee, my Dear?
_Macheath._ If we are together, 'twill be impossible to lie conceal'd. As soon as the Search begins to be a little cool, I will send to thee-- 'Till then my Heart is thy Prisoner.
_Lucy._ Come then, my dear Husband-- owe thy Life to me-- and though you love me not-- be grateful,-- but that _Polly_ runs in my Head strangely.
_Macheath._ A moment of Time may make us unhappy for ever.
AIR XXXIX. The Lass of _Patie's_ Mill, &c.
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_Lucy._ I like the Fox shall grieve, Whose Mate hath left her Side, Whom Hounds from Morn to Eve, Chase o'er the Country wide. Where can my Lover hide? Where cheat the wary Pack? If Love be not his Guide, He never will come back!
[Exeunt.
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## ACT III. SCENE I.
_SCENE, Newgate._
_Lockit_, _Lucy_.
_Lockit._ To be sure, Wench, you must have been aiding and abetting to help him to this Escape.
_Lucy._ Sir, here hath been _Peachum_ and his Daughter _Polly_, and to be sure they know the Ways of _Newgate_ as well as if they had been born and bred in the Place all their Lives. Why must all your Suspicion light upon me?
_Lockit._ _Lucy_, _Lucy_, I will have none of these shuffling Answers.
_Lucy._ Well then-- If I know any thing of him I wish I may be burnt!
_Lockit._ Keep your Temper, _Lucy_, or I shall pronounce you guilty.
_Lucy._ Keep yours, Sir,-- I do wish I may be burnt. I do-- And what can I say more to convince you?
_Lockit._ Did he tip handsomly? --How much did he come down with? Come, Hussy, don't cheat your Father; and I shall not be angry with you-- Perhaps, you have made a better Bargain with him than I could have done-- How much, my good Girl?
_Lucy._ You know, Sir, I am fond of him, and would have given Money to have kept him with me.
_Lockit._ Ah _Lucy_! thy Education might have put thee more upon thy Guard; for a Girl in the Bar of an Ale-house is always besieg'd.
_Lucy._ Dear Sir, mention not my Education-- for 'twas to that I owe my Ruin.
AIR XL. If Love's a sweet Passion, &c.
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When young at the Bar you first taught me to score, And bid me be free of my Lips, and no more; I was kiss'd by the Parson, the Squire, and the Sot, When the Guest was departed, the Kiss was forgot. But his Kiss was so sweet, and so closely he prest, That I languish'd and pin'd till I granted the rest.
If you can forgive me, Sir, I will make a fair Confession, for to be sure he hath been a most barbarous Villain to me.
_Lockit._ And so you have let him escape, Hussy-- Have you?
_Lucy._ When a Woman loves; a kind Look, a tender Word can persuade her to any thing-- And I could ask no other Bribe.
_Lockit._ Thou wilt always be a vulgar Slut, _Lucy_. --If you would not be look'd upon as a Fool, you should never do any thing but upon the foot of Interest. Those that act otherwise are their own Bubbles.
_Lucy._ But Love, Sir, is a Misfortune that may happen to the most discreet Women, and in Love we are all Fools alike-- Notwithstanding all he swore, I am now fully convinc'd that _Polly Peachum_ is actually his Wife. --Did I let him escape, (Fool that I was!) to go to her? --_Polly_ will wheedle herself into his Money, and then _Peachum_ will hang him, and cheat us both.
_Lockit._ So I am to be ruin'd, because, forsooth, you must be in Love! --a very pretty Excuse!
_Lucy._ I could murder that impudent happy Strumpet: --I gave him his Life, and that Creature enjoys the Sweets of it. --Ungrateful _Macheath_!
AIR XLI. _South-Sea_ Ballad.
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My Love is all Madness and Folly, Alone I lie, Toss, tumble, and cry, What a happy Creature is _Polly_! Was e'er such a Wretch as I! With rage I redden like Scarlet, That my dear inconstant Varlet, Stark blind to my Charms, Is lost in the Arms Of that Jilt, that inveigling Harlot! Stark blind to my Charms, Is lost in the Arms Of that Jilt, that inveigling Harlot! This, this my Resentment alarms.
_Lockit._ And so, after all this Mischief, I must stay here to be entertain'd with your Catterwauling, Mrs. Puss! --Out of my Sight, wanton Strumpet! you shall fast and mortify yourself into Reason, with now and then a little handsom Discipline to bring you to your Senses. --Go. [Exit _Lucy_.
_Peachum_ then intends to outwit me in this Affair; but I'll be even with him. --The Dog is leaky in his Liquor, so I'll ply him that way, get the Secret from him, and turn this Affair to my own Advantage. --Lions, Wolves, and Vultures don't live together in Herds, Droves or Flocks. --Of all Animals of Prey, Man is the only sociable one. Every one of us preys upon his Neighbour, and yet we herd together. --_Peachum_ is my Companion, my Friend. --According to the Custom of the World, indeed, he may quote thousands of Precedents for cheating me-- And shall not I make use of the Privilege of Friendship to make him a Return.
AIR XLII. _Packington's_ Pound.
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Thus Gamesters united in Friendship are found, Though they know that their Industry all is a Cheat; They flock to their Prey at the Dice-Box's Sound, And join to promote one another's Deceit. But if by mishap They fail of a Chap, To keep in their Hands, they each other entrap. Like Pikes, lank with Hunger, who miss of their Ends, They bite their Companions, and prey on their Friends.
Now, _Peachum_, you and I, like honest Tradesmen, are to have a fair Trial which of us two can over-reach the other.
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## SCENE II. _A Gaming-House._
_Macheath_ in a fine tarnish'd Coat, _Ben Budge_, _Matt of the Mint_.
_Macheath._ I am sorry, Gentlemen, the Road was so barren of Money. When my Friends are in Difficulties, I am always glad that my Fortune can be serviceable to them. [Gives them Money.] You see, Gentlemen, I am not a mere Court Friend, who professes every thing and will do nothing.
AIR XLIII. Lillibullero.
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The Modes of the Court so common are grown, That a true Friend can hardly be met; Friendship for Interest is but a Loan, Which they let out for what they can get. 'Tis true, you find Some Friends so kind, Who will give you good Counsel themselves to defend. In sorrowful Ditty, They promise, they pity, But shift for your Money, from Friend to Friend.
But we, Gentlemen, have still Honour enough to break through the Corruptions of the World. --And while I can serve you, you may command me.
_Ben._ It grieves my Heart that so generous a Man should be involv'd in such Difficulties, as oblige him to live with such ill Company, and herd with Gamesters.
_Matt._ See the Partiality of Mankind! --One Man may steal a Horse, better than another look over a Hedge. --Of all Mechanics, of all servile Handicrafts-men, a Gamester is the vilest. But yet, as many of the Quality are of the Profession, he is admitted amongst the politest Company. I wonder we are not more respected.
_Macheath._ There will be deep Play to-night at _Mary-bone_, and consequently Money may be pick'd up upon the Road. Meet me there, and I'll give you the Hint who is worth Setting.
_Matt._ The Fellow with a brown Coat with a narrow Gold Binding, I am told, is never without Money.
_Macheath._ What do you mean, _Matt_? --Sure you will not think of meddling with him! --He's a good honest kind of a Fellow, and one of us.
_Ben._ To be sure, Sir, we will put ourselves under your Direction.
_Macheath._ Have an Eye upon the Money-Lenders. --A _Rouleau_, or two, would prove a pretty sort of an Expedition. I hate Extortion.
_Matt._ Those Rouleaus are very pretty Things. --I hate your Bank Bills. --There is such a Hazard in putting them off.