Chapter 4 of 5 · 3994 words · ~20 min read

Part 4

[_She falls in a heap at his feet. He carries her back to the sofa. He deposits her there and rushes to get some more brandy. When his back is turned she lifts her head sharply and looks at him, then lets it drop attractively against the side of the sofa. He returns and ministers the brandy. After a slight pause she opens her eyes and sits up and finishes the brandy._]

EVELYN

Be careful. Don’t spill it on your dress.

CAROL

I’m awfully sorry to be so stupid.

EVELYN

I didn’t mean to make you ill.

CAROL

[_Meekly_]

Please may I go home now?

EVELYN

You’d better wait a moment until you feel stronger. I won’t say any more—I promise.

CAROL

My head aches.

EVELYN

Would you like some aspirin? I think I’ve got some somewhere.

CAROL

No, thanks.

EVELYN

It wasn’t out of any personal spite, you know—

CAROL

It doesn’t matter—it—

[_She bursts into tears._]

EVELYN

I say, don’t cry—please.

CAROL

I can’t help it.

[_She cries a little more._]

EVELYN

Please! Please!

CAROL

Leave me alone. I’ll be all right in a minute.

EVELYN

I had no intention of losing my temper. I apologize.

CAROL

[_With a fresh burst of tears_]

It’s all so—so horrible!

EVELYN

Carol—please, please don’t!

CAROL

[_Sobbing bitterly_]

I’d no idea—anyone could think of me like that.

EVELYN

I was only trying to show you, for Edward’s sake—

CAROL

Don’t—don’t say any more. You promised.

EVELYN

All right, but you see I—

CAROL

I understand why you did it. It’s not that I’m crying for. It’s—it’s— O God!

EVELYN

[_Appealingly_]

Carol—

CAROL

I’m crying because I’m so bitterly ashamed—

EVELYN

[_Gently_]

Carol—

CAROL

I don’t want you to despise me utterly—

EVELYN

It’s all right. Don’t think any more about it.

CAROL

The things you’ve said to me are right—I have been shallow and cheap; but there’s a reason that you don’t know.

EVELYN

Reason?

CAROL

You’ve heard Edward’s side of the story and you’ve mixed yourself up in our lives—more than ever now. It’s only fair for you to hear my side, too—

EVELYN

Now look here, Carol. Don’t let’s say any more about it at all.

CAROL

Do you mean that?

EVELYN

Yes.

CAROL

[_Rising_]

Very well—I suppose I deserve it. Good night.

[_She walks sadly toward the door._]

EVELYN

Carol—

CAROL

[_Turning_]

Yes?

EVELYN

I’ll hear your side if you want me to, but what’s the use of going on any further?

CAROL

Only that unless I explain now I can never look you in the face again.

EVELYN

Carol, don’t be so absurd.

CAROL

There are circumstances that justify me more than you realize.

EVELYN

Come back, then, and sit down.

CAROL

[_Wearily returning_]

I feel so horribly tired.

[_She comes back to the sofa and leans against it, looking at him. Her face is pale and she looks extremely sad and quite lovely._]

EVELYN

Do sit down.

CAROL

No, but I want you to. Sit here where you needn’t look at me.

EVELYN

Very well.

[_He sits down on the sofa and stares into the fire. CAROL stands just behind him with her hands resting on his shoulders. Both their faces are half turned to the audience. She speaks very slowly._]

CAROL

You’ve been pretty brutal to me to-night and some of the hard things you said I deserve, but not all of them. I’m selfish and occasionally cheap and rather vain—and I have been unfaithful to my husband, but not before he had been unfaithful to me—

EVELYN

[_Starting_]

What!

CAROL

[_Pressing him down_]

Keep still, please. I’m telling you the truth—

EVELYN

You mean that Edward—

CAROL

I mean exactly what I say. I was completely faithful to Edward until eighteen months ago, when I discovered that he was having an affair with Zoe St. Merryn—

EVELYN

Good God!

[_He moves again, but the holds him firmly._]

CAROL

That broke me up, rather.

EVELYN

I don’t believe it.

CAROL

I can’t help that; it’s true, all the same.

EVELYN

How did you discover it? What proof have you?

CAROL

I suspected for a little while and said nothing until I could bear it no longer; then I asked Edward and he admitted it—

EVELYN

[_Twisting round_]

I _must_ look at you.

CAROL

[_Firmly, looking into his eyes_]

He admitted it.

EVELYN

It’s incredible.

CAROL

Why? Edward’s awfully weak, and Zoe—[_She laughs sadly._] Will you turn around again now, please. [_EVELYN does so and buries his face in his hands._] Don’t be upset about it, Evie—it’s between Edward and me, really, and nobody knew—until now. I made him swear never to tell a soul, otherwise he’d have told you ages ago—he always tells you everything. I’ve behaved rather badly since then, I know, but something went dead, inside me and—well, it doesn’t seem to matter much, does it?

EVELYN

[_After a pause_]

May I get up now and get a drink?

CAROL

There’s nothing more to say, anyhow.

[_EVELYN goes over and pours himself out a drink. He turns suddenly._]

EVELYN

You wouldn’t lie to me, would you?

CAROL

[_With dignity_]

Even I have a little decency left.

[_She turns to go again._]

EVELYN

Carol!

CAROL

[_Turning_]

Yes.

EVELYN

What can I say to you?

CAROL

Nothing.

EVELYN

I’m desperately sorry.

CAROL

All right.

EVELYN

I’ve been an abject, blundering fool. It wasn’t my business, anyhow.

CAROL

[_With a wan smile_]

Your motives were sound.

EVELYN

Can you forgive me?

CAROL

Yes, of course.

EVELYN

I mean really forgive me?

CAROL

[_Holding out her hand._]

Completely.

EVELYN

You’re very generous.

[_He takes it._]

CAROL

There’s one more thing I want to clear up.

EVELYN

What?

CAROL

I came here to-night for one reason only.

EVELYN

Yes?

CAROL

I love you!

EVELYN

[_Dropping her hand_]

Carol!

CAROL

It’s all right—don’t be afraid. I’m going now—but I didn’t want you to think me too cheap—that’s all.

EVELYN

I’m utterly bewildered.

CAROL

It hasn’t been very easy for either of us, has it?

EVELYN

You can’t mean what you say.

CAROL

You know I do—you’ve known it all along, subconsciously.

EVELYN

Carol—I’m dreadfully—horribly embarrassed.

CAROL

Poor old Evie.

EVELYN

I don’t know what to do.

CAROL

We’ll both laugh over to-night one day, won’t we?

EVELYN

Will we?

CAROL

[_With beautifully forced gayety_]

Yes—you see.

EVELYN

You are an extraordinary woman.

CAROL

Just rather silly, I’m afraid. Good night.

EVELYN

I’m going to see you home.

CAROL

No, please. I’d rather go alone. Please, I mean it, honestly.

EVELYN

But—

CAROL

It’s only just round the corner.

EVELYN

I can’t let you go alone.

CAROL

[_With gentle firmness_]

You must—please.

EVELYN

[_Looking down_]

All right.

CAROL

We’re friends, aren’t we?

EVELYN

[_Still looking down_]

Yes.

CAROL

In spite of everything?

EVELYN

Yes.

CAROL

Because of everything?

EVELYN

Oh, Carol!

CAROL

Good night, my dear. [_She comes to him and kisses him gently on the mouth. Suddenly he crushes her to him. After a moment she disentangles herself._] No, no! I didn’t mean it, really. I’m not going to be cheap any more. Stand quite still where you are, not looking. I don’t want you to move until I’ve gone.

[_She goes out quietly, leaving him standing stock-still. After a moment the front door slams. EVELYN turns in the direction of the sound._]

EVELYN

[_Emotionally_]

Carol—O God!

[_He goes over to the sofa and flings himself down on it, with his face buried in his hands. CAROL comes softly in again. Her cloak is over her arm. She gives one look in his direction and then goes noiselessly into his bedroom, closing the door after her._]

CURTAIN

“THIS WAS A MAN”

Act Three

ACT III

_The scene is the same as Act I. It is about twelve o’clock in the morning. One night has elapsed since Act II._

[_When the curtain rises the studio is empty. There is the sound of the front-door bell ringing with some violence. BERRY enters, R., and crosses over L. He exits and reappears in a moment, ushering in EVELYN. EVELYN is looking extremely white and strained._]

BERRY

Can I offer you anything to drink, sir?

EVELYN

No, thanks.

BERRY

The master’s sure to be in soon, sir.

EVELYN

All right, thanks.

BERRY

He’s only taking a walk in the Park.

EVELYN

I think I will have a drink, after all.

BERRY

Very good, sir. Whisky and soda?

EVELYN

Yes, please.

[_BERRY goes out. EVELYN proceeds to pace up and down the room a little. BERRY returns with a whisky and soda._]

EVELYN

Oh, thanks.

[_He takes it._]

BERRY

Would you like the papers, sir, or have you seen them already?

EVELYN

I’ve seen them, thanks.

BERRY

Shall I tell Mrs. Churt that you are here, sir?

EVELYN

No—no. Please don’t disturb her.

BERRY

Very good, sir.

[_He goes out again. EVELYN once more proceeds to pace up and down with the whisky and soda in his hand. He is obviously extremely agitated. After a moment CAROL enters from R. She looks fresh and charming. She gives a slight start on seeing EVELYN._]

CAROL

Evie!

EVELYN

[_Jumping—he turns_]

I’ve come to see Edward.

CAROL

What’s the matter?

EVELYN

I’ve come to see Edward.

CAROL

[_With faint apprehension_]

I know—you just said so. Aren’t you going to say good morning?

EVELYN

Good morning.

CAROL

[_Going over to him_]

No more than that?

EVELYN

No—no more.

[_He turns away._]

CAROL

[_Biting her lip_]

I see.

EVELYN

I want to see him alone.

CAROL

[_Putting her hand on his arm_]

Evie, what’s wrong?

EVELYN

You can seriously ask me that?

CAROL

Why are you behaving like this?

EVELYN

[_Turning away_]

You’re hopeless.

CAROL

You’re not going to do anything foolish, are you?

EVELYN

I’m going to do the only thing possible.

CAROL

[_Swinging him round_]

Evie!

EVELYN

Leave me alone.

CAROL

But listen—

EVELYN

[_Wrenching himself free from her_]

Don’t touch me, please.

CAROL

[_Pleading_]

Evie—please—why are you being so horrid?

EVELYN

I don’t want to look at you—or see you again ever!

CAROL

Why—why—what have I done?

EVELYN

[_Sinking into a chair with his face in his hands_]

Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

CAROL

You don’t love me at all, then?

EVELYN

For God’s sake stop!

CAROL

You don’t—you don’t—

EVELYN

Shut up! Shut up!

CAROL

You coward!

[_She goes over to the window._]

EVELYN

Please go away. You’ll only make everything much worse.

CAROL

Why have you come here this morning?

EVELYN

To tell Edward about last night.

CAROL

What will you tell him?

EVELYN

The truth.

CAROL

You’re insane.

EVELYN

I was—but I’m not any more.

CAROL

[_Coming quickly back to him_]

You can’t mean this.

EVELYN

I do mean it.

CAROL

But why! Why!! Why!!!

EVELYN

I don’t expect you to understand.

CAROL

Evie, listen. Be sensible for a moment.

EVELYN

It’s no use going on like that. I’ve made up my mind.

CAROL

Evie—

EVELYN

[_Rising_]

Go away! Go away!

CAROL

[_Following him_]

I love you.

EVELYN

Be quiet.

CAROL

I love you—I love you. Tell what you like—shout it from the housetops. I love you!

EVELYN

[_Catching hold of her_]

Shut up—you must. Some one will hear.

CAROL

I don’t care.

EVELYN

You don’t love me—you never did for a moment—it was all a trick.

CAROL

[_Outraged_]

Evie!

EVELYN

I can see it all now—I can see it all.

CAROL

You’re talking nonsense.

EVELYN

For God’s sake go away from me.

CAROL

[_Helplessly_]

I don’t know what to do.

EVELYN

Leave me alone. I’ve got to tell Edward the truth.

CAROL

In Heaven’s name, why?

EVELYN

Can’t you see why?

CAROL

No. What good will it do?

EVELYN

I’ve betrayed him.

CAROL

That’s no reason for you to betray me as well.

EVELYN

He trusted me—completely.

CAROL

Well, why not let him go on trusting you?

EVELYN

Because I’m unworthy of it forever.

CAROL

And what about me?

EVELYN

It was your fault.

CAROL

How chivalrous.

EVELYN

You lied to me.

CAROL

[_Firmly_]

I did _not_ lie to you.

EVELYN

You said you came last night because you loved me.

CAROL

So I did!

EVELYN

You came out of curiosity and stayed out of revenge.

CAROL

What a fool you are!

EVELYN

You determined to get even with me.

CAROL

Evie!

EVELYN

It’s true—it’s true—you know it is.

CAROL

Why have you built up this ridiculous story in your mind?

EVELYN

It’s true.

CAROL

[_With great firmness_]

It’s nothing of the sort, and if you calm yourself and think seriously for a moment, you’ll realize the complete absurdity of it. You must be sensible. Do you hear—you _must_ be sensible. You’re on the verge of wrecking everything out of sheer hysteria.

EVELYN

Everything is wrecked already. I’ve got nothing left—no honor, no decency—

CAROL

[_Quietly_]

I gave myself to you last night, Evie—

EVELYN

Don’t—don’t—

CAROL

I gave myself to you completely and for one reason only—I loved you. I love you now.

EVELYN

Carol, please—

CAROL

If you tell Edward—I shall go away and never see either of you again.

EVELYN

I can’t help it. I—

CAROL

You _can_ help it. What you’re contemplating is utterly without reason. If you’re trying to vindicate your honor, you can’t seriously achieve it by betraying mine. We’ve both behaved abominably, I admit. We’ve both been weak and uncontrolled and given way completely and we shall suffer for it accordingly, you needn’t doubt that for a minute. We’re in a terrible mess, but we’re in it together and together we must remain—

EVELYN

I shall never be able to look Edward in the face again.

CAROL

Will you be able to face him any better after you’ve told him?

EVELYN

Yes.

CAROL

Why?

EVELYN

Because I shall have done the only decent thing left to me.

CAROL

You’ll only succeed in making him suffer as well as yourself and me. Can’t you see the uselessness of it?

EVELYN

I can’t see him and talk to him with this shame between us.

CAROL

You must—so must I. It’s the just penalty for what we’ve done. You said just now you never wanted to see me again. Well, I promise you you never shall—alone. You at least can go away. I can’t—I’ve got to stay and get through the next few months as best I can—

[_There comes a ring at the front-door bell._]

EVELYN

[_Pacing the room_]

O God! what am I to do?

CAROL

[_Quickly_]

Nothing—nothing yet, anyhow. Think sensibly and quietly—everything depends on your keeping calm—

[_BERRY enters and crosses over L. and exits._]

EVELYN

Is that Edward?

CAROL

Yes, I expect so. He’s always forgetting his key.

EVELYN

[_Terribly undecided_]

Carol, I—

CAROL

Promise you’ll do nothing yet.

EVELYN

I can’t—I—

CAROL

[_Whispering violently_]

Promise me—wait a little—promise me. Will you promise me?

EVELYN

[_Helplessly_]

Yes.

[_BERRY re-enters._]

BERRY

[_Announcing_]

Mrs. St. Merryn.

[_ZOE enters briskly._]

ZOE

Good morning, Carol. I haven’t seen you for months. How are you?

CAROL

[_As they kiss_]

Splendid. I heard you were back.

ZOE

Hallo, Evie!

EVELYN

[_Coldly_]

Good morning.

ZOE

I gather that Edward is expected?

CAROL

Yes, he’ll be back at any minute.

EVELYN

Good-by.

[_He goes out abruptly._]

ZOE

[_Surprised_]

That was one of the most sudden exits I’ve ever seen.

CAROL

[_Carelessly_]

I think Evie’s upset about something.

ZOE

I didn’t think he was capable of it.

CAROL

[_Conventionally_]

Are you glad to be back?

ZOE

Delighted. London’s looking so pretty with all the roads up.

CAROL

[_Absently_]

Are they? I hadn’t noticed.

ZOE

I don’t see how you could fail to unless you travel exclusively in the underground.

CAROL

Where are you staying?

ZOE

Claridge’s.

CAROL

Oh!

ZOE

It’s so beautifully austere.

CAROL

What?

ZOE

[_Patiently_]

I said it was so beautifully austere.

CAROL

Oh yes, it is.

ZOE

You’re looking awfully well.

CAROL

I am, frightfully well.

ZOE

Don’t you think I’m looking frightfully well?

CAROL

Yes, you certainly are. Traveling obviously agrees with you.

ZOE

It’s so comforting to know that we both look so awfully well. Can I have a cigarette?

CAROL

Yes, of course. I’m so sorry. Here—

[_She hands her a box open._]

ZOE

Thank you, dear. There aren’t any in this box, but it doesn’t matter.

CAROL

How annoying! Wait a minute. [_She takes another box off a table, left._] Here—

ZOE

[_Taking one_]

You seem a little distrait this morning, if I may say so.

CAROL

I’ve got rather a headache.

ZOE

I’m so sorry. You don’t look very well.

CAROL

I think, if you’ll forgive me, I’ll go and take some aspirin.

ZOE

Of course. I should lie down until lunch if I were you.

CAROL

Perhaps I will. Edward’s certain to be in soon.

ZOE

I’ll be perfectly happy waiting.

CAROL

You must come and dine one night.

ZOE

I’d adore to.

CAROL

Good-by for the present, dear.

[_She kisses her._]

ZOE

Good-by. I’m sorry you’re so seedy. I’m afraid you’ve been overdoing it lately.

CAROL

[_Irritatedly_]

Overdoing what?

ZOE

[_Vaguely_]

Oh, everything.

CAROL

No, I haven’t.

ZOE

I’m so glad.

[_CAROL goes out. ZOE wanders round the room, smiling to herself, examining various portraits, etc. After a moment EDWARD enters._]

EDWARD

Zoe! How long have you been here?

ZOE

Only a few minutes.

EDWARD

I’ve been out in the Park.

ZOE

I didn’t know it was still there.

EDWARD

I’m afraid you’re finding the old town sadly changed.

ZOE

I’m sure it’s much more hygienic now.

EDWARD

Have you seen Carol?

ZOE

Yes. She’s just gone to bed.

EDWARD

Gone to bed?

ZOE

She said she had a headache.

EDWARD

How do you think she’s looking?

ZOE

[_Laughing_]

Awfully well.

EDWARD

What are you laughing at?

ZOE

Carol always makes me laugh.

EDWARD

Why?

ZOE

She’s so consistent.

EDWARD

Are you lunching with me?

ZOE

If you like. I’ve got to go to Sloane Street first and look at Mary Phillip’s house. She wants to let it to me.

EDWARD

Pick me up here on the way back.

ZOE

I really came to ask you to dine to-night and go to a play.

EDWARD

I’d love to. What do you want to see?

ZOE

A nice clean play, please, Edward.

EDWARD

Splendid. We shan’t have any trouble getting seats.

ZOE

I’m so old-fashioned—I like love stories without the slightest suggestion of sex.

EDWARD

You ought to be a critic.

ZOE

You’re an awfully nice person to come back to!

EDWARD

[_Smiling_]

Am I?

ZOE

Yes. One picks up the threads exactly where they were dropped.

EDWARD

They were never dropped.

ZOE

Carol’s an awful fool.

EDWARD

Why?

ZOE

She could hold you if she wanted to.

EDWARD

Don’t be tiresome, Zoe.

ZOE

What are you going to do about it?

EDWARD

About what?

ZOE

Do you really want me to be explicit?

EDWARD

No. I know perfectly well what you mean.

ZOE

You’re wasting time.

EDWARD

Not at all. I’m working hard.

ZOE

You said that yesterday and it was no more convincing then than it is now.

EDWARD

It’s true.

ZOE

Perhaps, but rather beside the point.

EDWARD

What is the point?

ZOE

Your happiness.

EDWARD

What beautiful thoughts you have, Zoe.

ZOE

Don’t be flippant.

EDWARD

Flippancy alleviates my boredom with the whole subject.

ZOE

Are you sure you’re not confusing boredom with lack of moral courage?

EDWARD

Possibly.

ZOE

Well, don’t.

EDWARD

I refuse to be dominated, Zoe—even by you!

ZOE

[_Smiling_]

That’s right, dear.

EDWARD

And don’t laugh at me.

ZOE

I always have. I fail to see why I should stop now.

EDWARD

I resent it bitterly.

ZOE

Dear Edward.

EDWARD

What do you expect me to do?

ZOE

Deliver an ultimatum.

EDWARD

That would be stepping out of my character.

ZOE

Nonsense!

EDWARD

I am essentially a weak-minded man.

ZOE

Nothing of the sort—you’re a lazy idealist.

EDWARD

That sounds delightful.

ZOE

So it is in theory; in practice it’s sterility personified.

EDWARD

You’re terribly didactic.

ZOE

I’m trying to rouse you.

EDWARD

Why?

ZOE

Because you’re discontented and unhappy.

EDWARD

I never said so.

ZOE

You don’t need to—it’s written all over you.

EDWARD

You think I’d be happier if I bashed about making scenes and delivering ultimatums?

ZOE

Certainly—you at least might achieve something.

EDWARD

What, for instance?

ZOE

Freedom!

EDWARD

That’s a myth.

ZOE

Oh no, it isn’t.

EDWARD

In this case it’s impossible.

ZOE

Why?

EDWARD

[_Turning away_]

Oh, don’t let’s discuss it any more.

ZOE

You _are_ annoying, Edward.

EDWARD

Evie went on like that for hours yesterday.

ZOE

Evie?

EDWARD

Yes. He seemed to advocate violence as being the best method.

ZOE

He would.

EDWARD

He even offered to teach Carol a lesson.

ZOE

What sort of lesson?

EDWARD

He didn’t explain.

ZOE

Poor Evie.

EDWARD

You needn’t despise him so utterly. He’s a good sort.

ZOE

He’s the quintessence of masculine complacency.

EDWARD

I’m sure it’s a great comfort to him. I wish I was.

ZOE

Evie will get into trouble one of these days. He’s too worldly.

EDWARD

If I were free, Zoe, would you marry me?

ZOE

Edward!

EDWARD

I suddenly thought of it.

ZOE

[_Laughing_]

This is terribly sudden.

EDWARD

Don’t be silly.

ZOE

You must give me time to think.

EDWARD

Do shut up and be serious.

ZOE

I have a vague feeling that your proposal is a little previous.

EDWARD

It wasn’t a proposal—just an idea.

ZOE

Not exactly an original one. We discussed it all ages ago.

EDWARD

And whose fault was it that it never came off?

ZOE

[_Promptly_]

Yours.

EDWARD

Zoe, how can you? It was entirely yours.

ZOE

Nonsense! I was dead set on it.

EDWARD

You refused me and rushed off to Africa.

ZOE

You can’t call Algiers Africa.

EDWARD

It is, all the same.

ZOE

If you’d loved me enough, you’d have followed me.

EDWARD

I was waiting for you to come back.

ZOE

Let’s stop talking about it—it’s rather painful.

EDWARD

We weren’t in love, really, anyhow.

ZOE

Weren’t we?

EDWARD

I don’t know.

ZOE

It’s all very difficult.

EDWARD

Yes.

ZOE

I think I shall go away again soon.

EDWARD

Oh, Zoe, please don’t!

ZOE

It’s going to be awkward if I stay.

EDWARD

No, it isn’t.

ZOE

We’re both on rather dangerous ground.

EDWARD

I don’t see why.

ZOE

Yes, you do, perfectly.

EDWARD

I do not.

ZOE

If I stay, we shall probably fall in love properly—we’re both at a perilous age.

EDWARD

What if we do?

ZOE

It would be too horrible, with all this Carol business going on and everything.

EDWARD

You’re crossing your bridges before you come to them.

ZOE

I shall go, all the same.

EDWARD

That is rank cowardice.

ZOE

No, it isn’t; it’s sound sense.

EDWARD

It will be beastly for me.

ZOE

Not so beastly as if I stayed, really—in the long run.

EDWARD

What could happen?

ZOE

Oh, the usual thing, I suppose—we should have an affair and spoil everything.

EDWARD

I don’t see why.

ZOE

You’re being very obstinate this morning.

EDWARD

If I were in love with you at all, it would be in a very nice, restrained way.

ZOE

We should both tire of that very quickly.

EDWARD

Zoe, how can you be so unpleasant?

ZOE

I’m only facing facts.

EDWARD

We’ve been together a good deal in the past.

ZOE

I know.

EDWARD

And everything was above reproach.

ZOE

Entirely.

EDWARD

Well, why can’t we go on like that?

ZOE

Because even if we do, people will say we don’t.

EDWARD

What does that matter?

ZOE

It matters a lot. I’ve had enough squalor in the past few years to last me for life.

EDWARD

Yes, but I don’t see—

ZOE

Also I have a strange aversion to coming between man and wife.

EDWARD

Oh, shut up, Zoe.

ZOE

It’s true. I suffer from a pre-war conscience.

EDWARD

There’s no question of that, really.

ZOE