Part 9
HYACINTH. In the ditch behind the church wall. In among the nettles it is. Look at the way they have me stung. [_Holds out hands._
MR. QUIRKE. In the ditch! The best hiding-place in the town.
HYACINTH. I never thought it would bring such great trouble upon you. You can't say, anyway, I did not tell you.
MR. QUIRKE. You, yourself, that brought it away and that hid it! I suppose it was coming in the train you got information about the message to the police.
HYACINTH. What now do you say to me?
MR. QUIRKE. Say! I say I am as glad to hear what you said as if it was the Lord telling me I'd be in heaven this minute.
HYACINTH. What are you going to do to me?
MR. QUIRKE. Do, is it? [_Grasps his hand._] Any earthly thing you would wish me to do, I will do it.
HYACINTH. I suppose you will tell----
MR. QUIRKE. Tell! It's I that will tell when all is quiet. It is I will give you the good name through the town!
HYACINTH. I don't well understand.
MR. QUIRKE. [_Embracing him._] The man that preserved me!
HYACINTH. That preserved you?
MR. QUIRKE. That kept me from ruin!
HYACINTH. From ruin?
MR. QUIRKE. That saved me from disgrace!
HYACINTH. [_To_ MRS. DELANE.] What is he saying at all?
MR. QUIRKE. From the inspector!
HYACINTH. What is he talking about?
MR. QUIRKE. From the magistrates!
HYACINTH. He is making some mistake.
MR. QUIRKE. From the Winter Assizes!
HYACINTH. Is he out of his wits?
MR. QUIRKE. Five years in jail!
HYACINTH. Hasn't he the queer talk?
MR. QUIRKE. The loss of the contract!
HYACINTH. Are my own wits gone astray?
MR. QUIRKE. What way can I repay you?
HYACINTH. [_Shouting._] I tell you I took the sheep----
MR. QUIRKE. You did, God reward you!
HYACINTH. I stole away with it----
MR. QUIRKE. The blessing of the poor on you!
HYACINTH. I put it out of sight----
MR. QUIRKE. The blessing of my five children----
HYACINTH. I may as well say nothing----
MRS. DELANE. Let you be quiet now, Quirke. Here's the sergeant coming to search the shop----
[SERGEANT _comes in_. QUIRKE _leaves go of_ HALVEY, _who arranges his hat, etc._
SERGEANT. The department to blazes!
MRS. DELANE. What is it is putting you out?
SERGEANT. To go to the train to meet the lecturer, and there to get a message through the guard that he was unavoidably detained in the South, holding an inquest on the remains of a drake.
MRS. DELANE. The lecturer, is it?
SERGEANT. To be sure. What else would I be talking of? The lecturer has failed me, and where am I to go looking for a person that I would think fitting to take his place?
MRS. DELANE. And that's all? And you didn't get any message but the one?
SERGEANT. Is that all? I am surprised at you, Mrs. Delane. Isn't it enough to upset a man, within three-quarters of an hour of the time of the meeting? Where, I would ask you, am I to find a man that has education enough and wit enough and character enough to put up speaking on the platform on the minute?
MR. QUIRKE. [_Jumps up._] It is I, myself, will tell you that.
SERGEANT. You!
MR. QUIRKE. [_Slapping_ HALVEY _on the back_.] Look at here, Sergeant. There is not one word was said in all those papers about this young man before you but it is true. And there could be no good thing said of him that would be too good for him.
SERGEANT. It might not be a bad idea.
MR. QUIRKE. Whatever the paper said about him, Sergeant, I can say more again. It has come to my knowledge--by chance--that since he came to this town that young man has saved a whole family from destruction.
SERGEANT. That is much to his credit--helping the rural classes----
MR. QUIRKE. A family and a long family, big and little, like sods of turf--and they depending on a--on one that might be on his way to dark trouble at this minute if it was not for his assistance. Believe me, he is the most sensible man, and the wittiest, and the kindest, and the best helper of the poor that ever stood before you in this square. Is not that so, Mrs. Delane?
MRS. DELANE. It is true, indeed. Where he gets his wisdom and his wit and his information from I don't know, unless it might be that he is gifted from above.
SERGEANT.. Well, Mrs. Delane, I think we have settled that question. Mr. Halvey, you will be the speaker at the meeting. The lecturer sent these notes--you can lengthen them into a speech. You can call to the people of Cloon to stand out, to begin the building of their character. I saw a lecturer do it one time at Dundrum. "Come up here," he said; "Dare to be a Daniel," he said----
HYACINTH. I can't--I won't----
SERGEANT. [_Looking at papers and thrusting them into his hand._] You will find it quite easy. I will conduct you to the platform--these papers before you and a glass of water--that's settled. [_Turns to go._] Follow me on to the court-house in half an hour--I must go to the barracks first--I heard there was a telegram--[_Calls back as he goes._] Don't be late, Mrs. Delane. Mind, Quirke, you promised to come.
MRS. DELANE. Well, it's time for me to make an end of settling myself--and, indeed, Mr. Quirke, you'd best do the same.
MR. QUIRKE. [_Rubbing his cheek._] I suppose so. I had best keep on good terms with him for the present. [_Turns._] Well, now, I had a great escape this day.
[_Both go in as_ FARDY _reappears, whistling_.
HYACINTH. [_Sitting down._] I don't know in the world what has come upon the world that the half of the people of it should be cracked!
FARDY. Weren't you found out yet?
HYACINTH. Found out, is it? I don't know what you mean by being found out.
FARDY. Didn't he miss the sheep?
HYACINTH. He did, and I told him it was I took it--and what happened I declare to goodness I don't know--Will you look at these? [_Holds out notes._
FARDY. Papers! Are they more testimonials?
HYACINTH. They are what is worse. [_Gives a hoarse laugh._] Will you come and see me on the platform--these in my hand--and I speaking--giving out advice. [FARDY _whistles_.] Why didn't you tell me, the time you advised me to steal a sheep, that in this town it would qualify a man to go preaching, and the priest in the chair looking on?
FARDY. The time I took a few apples that had fallen off a stall, they did not ask me to hold a meeting. They welted me well.
HYACINTH. [_Looking round._] I would take apples if I could see them. I wish I had broke my neck before I left Carrow, and I'd be better off! I wish I had got six months the time I was caught setting snares--I wish I had robbed a church.
FARDY. Would a Protestant church do?
HYACINTH. I suppose it wouldn't be so great a sin.
FARDY. It's likely the sergeant would think worse of it. Anyway, if you want to rob one, it's the Protestant church is the handiest.
HYACINTH. [_Getting up._] Show me what way to do it?
FARDY. [_Pointing._] I was going around it a few minutes ago, to see might there be e'er a dog scenting the sheep, and I noticed the window being out.
HYACINTH. Out, out and out?
FARDY. It was, where they are putting colored glass in it for the distiller----
HYACINTH. What good does that do me?
FARDY. Every good. You could go in by that window if you had some person to give you a hoist. Whatever riches there is to get in it then, you'll get them.
HYACINTH. I don't want riches. I'll give you all I will find if you will come and hoist me.
FARDY. Here is Miss Joyce coming to bring you to your lodging. Sure I brought your bag to it, the time you were away with the sheep----
HYACINTH. Run! Run!
[_They go off._ _Enter_ MISS JOYCE.
MISS JOYCE. Are you here, Mrs. Delane? Where, can you tell me, is Mr. Halvey?
MRS. DELANE. [_Coming out dressed._] It's likely he is gone on to the court-house. Did you hear he is to be in the chair and to make an address to the meeting?
MISS JOYCE. He is getting on fast. His reverence says he will be a good help in the parish. Who would think, now, there would be such a godly young man in a little place like Carrow!
[_Enter_ SERGEANT _in a hurry, with telegram_.
SERGEANT. What time did this telegram arrive, Mrs. Delane?
MRS. DELANE. I couldn't be rightly sure, Sergeant. But sure it's marked on it, unless the clock I have is gone wrong.
SERGEANT. It is marked on it. And I have the time I got it marked on my own watch.
MRS. DELANE. Well, now, I wonder none of the police would have followed you with it from the barracks--and they with so little to do----
SERGEANT. [_Looking in at_ QUIRKE'S _shop_.] Well, I am sorry to do what I have to do, but duty is duty.
[_He ransacks shop._ MRS. DELANE _looks on_. MR. QUIRKE _puts his head out of window_.
MR. QUIRKE. What is that going on inside? [_No answer._] Is there any one inside, I ask? [_No answer._] It must be that dog of Tannian's--wait till I get at him.
MRS. DELANE. It is Sergeant Carden, Mr. Quirke. He would seem to be looking for something----
[MR. QUIRKE _appears in shop_. SERGEANT _comes out, makes another dive, taking up sacks, etc._
MR. QUIRKE. I'm greatly afraid I am just out of meat, Sergeant--and I'm sorry now to disoblige you, and you not being in the habit of dealing with me----
SERGEANT. I should think not, indeed.
MR. QUIRKE. Looking for a tender little bit of lamb, I suppose you are, for Mrs. Carden and the youngsters?
SERGEANT. I am not.
MR. QUIRKE. If I had it now, I'd be proud to offer it to you, and make no charge. I'll be killing a good kid to-morrow. Mrs Carden might fancy a bit of it----
SERGEANT. I have had orders to search your establishment for unwholesome meat, and I am come here to do it.
MR. QUIRKE. [_Sitting down with a smile._] Is that so? Well, isn't it a wonder the schemers does be in the world.
SERGEANT. It is not the first time there have been complaints.
MR. QUIRKE. I suppose not. Well, it is on their own head it will fall at the last!
SERGEANT. I have found nothing so far.
MR. QUIRKE. I suppose not, indeed. What is there you could find, and it not in it?
SERGEANT. Have you no meat at all upon the premises?
MR. QUIRKE. I have, indeed, a nice barrel of bacon.
SERGEANT. What way did it die?
MR. QUIRKE. It would be hard for me to say that. American it is. How would I know what way they do be killing the pigs out there? Machinery, I suppose, they have--steam-hammers----
SERGEANT. Is there nothing else here at all?
MR. QUIRKE. I give you my word, there is no meat, living or dead, in this place, but yourself and myself and that bird above in the cage.
SERGEANT. Well, I must tell the inspector I could find nothing. But mind yourself for the future.
MR. QUIRKE. Thank you, Sergeant. I will do that.
[_Enter_ FARDY. _He stops short._
SERGEANT. It was you delayed that message to me, I suppose? You'd best mend your ways or I'll have something to say to you. [_Seizes and shakes him._
FARDY. That's the way every one does be faulting me. [_Whimpers._
[_The_ SERGEANT _gives him another shake. A half-crown falls out of his pocket._
MISS JOYCE. [_Picking it up._] A half-a-crown! Where, now, did you get that much, Fardy?
FARDY. Where did I get it, is it?
MISS JOYCE. I'll engage it was in no honest way you got it.
FARDY. I picked it up in the street----
MISS JOYCE. If you did, why didn't you bring it to the sergeant or to his reverence?
MRS. DELANE. And some poor person, maybe, being at the loss of it.
MISS JOYCE. I'd best bring it to his reverence. Come with me, Fardy, till he will question you about it.
FARDY. It was not altogether in the street I found it----
MISS JOYCE. There, now! I knew you got it in no good way! Tell me, now.
FARDY. It was playing pitch and toss I won it----
MISS JOYCE. And who would play for half-crowns with the like of you, Fardy Farrell? Who was it, now?
FARDY. It was--a stranger----
MISS JOYCE. Do you hear that? A stranger! Did you see e'er a stranger in this town, Mrs. Delane, or Sergeant Carden, or Mr. Quirke?
MR. QUIRKE. Not a one.
SERGEANT. There was no stranger here.
MRS. DELANE. There could not be one here without me knowing it.
FARDY. I tell you there was.
MISS JOYCE. Come on, then, and tell who was he to his reverence.
SERGEANT. [_Taking other arm._] Or to the bench.
FARDY. I did get it, I tell you, from a stranger.
SERGEANT. Where is he, so?
FARDY. He's in some place--not far away.
SERGEANT. Bring me to him.
FARDY. He'll be coming here.
SERGEANT. Tell me the truth and it will be better for you.
FARDY. [_Weeping._] Let me go and I will.
SERGEANT. [_Letting go._] Now--who did you get it from?
FARDY. From that young chap came to-day, Mr. Halvey.
ALL. Mr. Halvey!
MR. QUIRKE. [_Indignantly._] What are you saying, you young ruffian, you? Hyacinth Halvey to be playing pitch and toss with the like of you!
FARDY. I didn't say that.
MISS JOYCE. You did say it. You said it now.
MR. QUIRKE. Hyacinth Halvey! The best man that ever came into this town!
MISS JOYCE. Well, what lies he has!
MR. QUIRKE. It's my belief the half-crown is a bad one. Maybe it's to pass it off it was given to him. There were tinkers in the town at the time of the fair. Give it here to me. [_Bites it._] No, indeed, it's sound enough. Here, Sergeant, it's best for you take it. [_Gives it to_ SERGEANT, _who examines it_.
SERGEANT. Can it be? Can it be what I think it to be?
MR. QUIRKE. What is it? What do you take it to be?
SERGEANT. It is, it is. I know it, I know this half-crown----
MR. QUIRKE. That is a queer thing, now.
SERGEANT. I know it well. I have been handling it in the church for the last twelvemonth----
MR. QUIRKE. Is that so?
SERGEANT. It is the nest-egg half-crown we hand round in the collection-plate every Sunday morning. I know it by the dint on the Queen's temples and the crooked scratch under her nose.
MR. QUIRKE. [_Examining it._] So there is, too.
SERGEANT. This is a bad business. It has been stolen from the church.
ALL. Oh! Oh! Oh!
SERGEANT. [_Seizing_ FARDY.] You have robbed the church!
FARDY. [_Terrified._] I tell you I never did!
SERGEANT. I have the proof of it.
FARDY. Say what you like! I never put a foot in it!
SERGEANT. How did you get this, so?
MISS JOYCE. I suppose from the _stranger_?
MRS. DELANE. I suppose it was Hyacinth Halvey gave it to you, now?
FARDY. It was so.
SERGEANT. I suppose it was he robbed the church?
FARDY. [_Sobs._] You will not believe me if I say it.
MR. QUIRKE. Oh! the young vagabond! Let me get at him!
MRS. DELANE. Here he is himself now!
[HYACINTH _comes in_. FARDY _releases himself and creeps behind him_.
MRS. DELANE. It is time you to come, Mr. Halvey, and shut the mouth of this young schemer.
MISS JOYCE. I would like you to hear what he says of you, Mr. Halvey. Pitch and toss, he says.
MR. QUIRKE. Robbery, he says.
MRS. DELANE. Robbery of a church.
SERGEANT. He has had a bad name long enough. Let him go to a reformatory now.
FARDY. [_Clinging to_ HYACINTH.] Save me, save me! I'm a poor boy trying to knock out a way of living; I'll be destroyed if I go to a reformatory. [_Kneels and clings to_ HYACINTH'S _knees_.
HYACINTH. I'll save you easy enough.
FARDY. Don't let me be jailed!
HYACINTH. I am going to tell them.
FARDY. I'm a poor orphan----
HYACINTH. Will you let me speak?
FARDY. I'll get no more chance in the world----
HYACINTH. Sure I'm trying to free you----
FARDY. It will be tasked to me always.
HYACINTH. Be quiet, can't you?
FARDY. Don't you desert me!
HYACINTH. Will you be silent?
FARDY. Take it on yourself.
HYACINTH. I will if you'll let me.
FARDY. Tell them you did it.
HYACINTH. I am going to do that.
FARDY. Tell them it was you got in at the window.
HYACINTH. I will! I will!
FARDY. Say it was you robbed the box.
HYACINTH. I'll say it! I'll say it!
FARDY. It being open!
HYACINTH. Let me tell, let me tell.
FARDY. Of all that was in it.
HYACINTH. I'll tell them that.
FARDY. And gave it to me.
HYACINTH. [_Putting hand on his mouth and dragging him up._] Will you stop and let me speak?
SERGEANT. We can't be wasting time. Give him here to me.
HYACINTH. I can't do that. He must be let alone.
SERGEANT. [_Seizing him._] He'll be let alone in the lock-up.
HYACINTH. He must not be brought there.
SERGEANT. I'll let no man get him off.
HYACINTH. I will get him off.
SERGEANT. You will not!
HYACINTH. I will.
SERGEANT. Do you think to buy him off?
HYACINTH. I will buy him off with my own confession.
SERGEANT. And what will that be?
HYACINTH. It was I robbed the church.
SERGEANT. That is likely indeed!
HYACINTH. Let him go, and take me. I tell you I did it.
SERGEANT. It would take witnesses to prove that.
HYACINTH. [_Pointing to_ FARDY.] He will be witness.
FARDY. Oh, Mr. Halvey, I would not wish to do that. Get me off and I will say nothing.
HYACINTH. Sure you must. You will be put on oath in the court.
FARDY. I will not! I will not! All the world knows I don't understand the nature of an oath!
MR. QUIRKE. [_Coming forward._] Is it blind ye all are?
MRS. DELANE. What are you talking about?
MR. QUIRKE. Is it fools ye all are?
MISS JOYCE. Speak for yourself.
MR. QUIRKE. Is it idiots ye all are?
SERGEANT. Mind who you're talking to.
MR. QUIRKE. [_Seizing_ HYACINTH'S _hands_.] Can't you see? Can't you hear? Where are your wits? Was ever such a thing seen in this town?
MRS. DELANE. Say out what you have to say.
MR. QUIRKE. A walking saint he is!
MRS. DELANE. Maybe so.
MR. QUIRKE. The preserver of the poor! Talk of the holy martyrs! They are nothing at all to what he is! Will you look at him! To save that poor boy he is going! To take the blame on himself he is going! To say he, himself, did the robbery he is going! Before the magistrate he is going! To jail he is going! Taking the blame on his own head! Putting the sin on his own shoulders! Letting on to have done a robbery! Telling a lie--that it may be forgiven him--to his own injury! Doing all that, I tell you, to save the character of a miserable slack lad, that rose in poverty.
[_Murmur of admiration from all._
MR. QUIRKE. Now, what do you say?
SERGEANT. [_Pressing his hand._] Mr. Halvey, you have given us all a lesson. To please you, I will make no information against the boy, [_Shakes him and helps him up._] I will put back the half-crown in the poor-box next Sunday. [_To_ FARDY.] What have you to say to your benefactor?
FARDY. I'm obliged to you, Mr. Halvey. You behaved very decent to me, very decent indeed. I'll never let a word be said against you if I live to be a hundred years.
SERGEANT. [_Wiping eyes with a blue handkerchief._] I will tell it at the meeting. It will be a great encouragement to them to build up their character. I'll tell it to the priest and he taking the chair----
HYACINTH. Oh, stop, will you----
MR. QUIRKE. The chair. It's in the chair he, himself, should be. It's in a chair we will put him now. It's to chair him through the streets we will. Sure he'll be an example and a blessing to the whole of the town. [_Seizes_ HALVEY _and seats him in chair_.] Now, Sergeant, give a hand. Here. Fardy.
[_They all lift the chair with_ HALVEY _in it, wildly protesting_.
MR. QUIRKE. Come along now to the court-house. Three cheers for Hyacinth Halvey! Hip! hip! hoora!
[_Cheers heard in the distance as the curtain drops._
THE GAZING GLOBE
BY
EUGENE PILLOT
_The Gazing Globe_ is reprinted by special permission of Eugene Pillot. All rights are retained by the author. This play is protected by copyright and must not be used without the permission of and payment of royalty to Eugene Pillot, who may be reached through The 47 Workshop, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
EUGENE PILLOT
Eugene Pillot, one of the well-known contemporary writers of one-act plays, was born in Houston, Texas. He was educated in the New York School of Fine and Applied Arts, at the University of Texas, at Cornell University, and at Harvard University. While at Harvard, he participated in the activities of The 47 Workshop.
Mr. Pillot's one-act plays are always characterized by excellent and well-sustained technic. Among his best-known one-act plays are _The Gazing Globe_, _Two Crooks and a Lady_, _Telephone Number One_ (a prize play), _Hunger_, and _My Lady Dreams_. Mr. Pillot's plays have been produced frequently in schools and Little Theatres of America.
_The Gazing Globe_ originally appeared in _The Stratford Journal_, and was first produced by the Boston Community Players, February 26, 1920, with the following cast: ZAMA, Rosalie Manning; OHANO, Beulah Auerbach; and NIJO, Eugene Pillot. _The Gazing Globe_ has unusually sustained tone and dramatic suspense.
CHARACTERS
ZAMA OHANO NIJO
THE GAZING GLOBE[F]
SCENE: _A soft cream-colored room, bare walled and unfurnished except for dull-blue grass mats on the floor and brilliant cushions. In the centre of rear wall is a great circular window with a dais before it, so that it may be used as a doorway. A gathered shade of soft blue silk covers the opening of the window._
PLACE: _An island in a southern sea._
TIME: _Not so long ago._
[_The curtain rises on an empty stage._ ZAMA, _an old servant woman dressed in dull purples and grays, hurries in from the right. She stops at centre stage and glances about searchingly, then calls in a weazen voice._
ZAMA. Ohano--Ohano! Where do you be, child?
[_Listens, looks about, sees drawn shade at the rear, and sighs as she goes to it and starts to raise it._