Part 26
One donkey has met another donkey and now there are two donkeys, as you see and you have to guess where the third donkey is: if you cannot guess it, some kind friend will tell you.
There was a donkey on one side of a river and some hay on the other side. The donkey wanted the hay, but he couldn't swim over the river, jump over it, nor cross the bridge. How could he manage it? Do you give up? Yes. Answer--That is what the other donkey did.
REPEAT THIS WITH A FRIEND 1. I went up one pair of stairs; 2. Just like me. 1. I went up two pair of stairs; 2. Just like me. 1. I went into a room; 2. Just like me. 1. I looked out of a window; 2. Just like me. 1. And there I saw a donkey; 2. Just like me.
"Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran a truly rural race." Repeat this five times quickly without a mistake and see what it will come to?
A room with eight corners had a cat in each corner seven cats before each cat and a cat on every cat's tail. What was the total number of cats? Eight cats.
Speaking of persons who have educated themselves, I once knew a person who educated himself, and guess how the fellow spelt "Cat." You could not guess in a year? Answer.--"Kat," No. "Catt," No. "Katt," No. Give it up? Yes. "Cat."
Why is a cow's tail like a swan's bosom? Because it grows down.
When is a horse's head where it's tail should be? When his tail is towards the manger.
What should a clergyman preach about? About half-an-hour.
Although I've neither legs not feet, I'm only useful when I go; I have no tongue, but yet I tell What hundreds want to know.
A watch.
My sides are firmly laced about, Yet nothing have within; You'll find my head is straight indeed, 'Tis nothing else but skin.
A drum.
REPEAT THIS WITH A FRIEND 1. I am a gold lock; 2. I am a gold key. 1. I am a silver lock; 2. I am a silver key. 1. I am a brass lock; 2. I am a brass key. 1. I am a lead lock; 2. I am a lead key. 1. I am a monk lock; 2. I am a monk key.
MIND YOUR PUNCTUATION
King Charles 1. spoke half-an-hour after his head was cut off.
Every lady in this land Has twenty nails upon each hand Five and twenty hands and feet All this is true without deceit.
I saw a peacock with fiery tail I saw a blazing comet drop down hail I saw a cloud wrapped with ivy round I saw an oak creep upon the ground I saw a monkey swallow up a whale I saw the sea brimful of ale I saw an ale glass full fifteen feet deep I saw a well full of men's tears that weep I saw red eyes all of a flaming fire I saw a house bigger than the moon and higher I saw the sun at twelve o'clock at night I saw the man that saw this wondrous sight.
The Husband's Petition
Come hither my heart's darling, come sit upon my knee And listen while I whisper a boon I ask of thee. I felt a bitter craving--a dark and deep desire That glows beneath my bosom like coals of kindled fire. Nay, dearest, do not doubt me, though madly this I speak-- I feel thine arms about me, thy tresses on my cheek; I know the sweet devotion that links thy heart with mine-- I know my soul's emotion is doubly felt by thine.
And deem not that a shadow has fallen across my love; No, sweet, my love is shadowless as yonder heaven above. Oh, then, do not deny me my first and fond request, I pray thee, by the memory of all we cherish best-- By that great vow that made thee my darling and my bride; Thou wilt not fail nor falter, but bend thee to the task. _Put buttons on my shirt love--that's all the boon I ask!_
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[Page 128--Ten Picture Puzzles]
Ten Picture Puzzles
He or She is Clever Who Discovers Nine of them,
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Jew's Brother?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Rabbit?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Showman's Wife?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Persian?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is Brother Jonathan's Wife?]
[Page 129--Ten Picture Puzzles]
Ten Picture Puzzles
and Exceedingly Clever Who Finds Out the Whole Ten.
[Illustration: Puzzle, Here is the Hunter, Where is the Game?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find out the Dog's Master.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find out the Milkmaid.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the King?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find out the Patient.]
[Page 130--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where are the Rats?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Dog?]
[Page 131--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Owl?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Lamb?]
[Page 132--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Poor Greek?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Cat?]
[Page 133--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Bear?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Wolf?]
[Page 134--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find her Landlord.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find their Father.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Other Five Children.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Baker.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Schoolmaster and Schoolmistress.]
[Page 135--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Cowboys.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Scout.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find The Publican.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Undertaker.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Hatter.]
[Page 136--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Tailor.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Hosier.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Shoemaker.]
B one day drove a flock of geese, And met with Farmer A: Says Farmer A, "How much a piece For this flock did you pay?" Says B, "I paid for all I drive Just six pounds and a crown; And I'm going to sell them, all but five, At yonder market town; When fifteen pence a head I'll charge Above what they cost me, And thus obtain a sum as large As I gave for all you see."
How many geese did B buy? How much did he give for each? and What price did he ask? He bought 25 geese at 5s each, and meant to ask 6s 3d each.
Oft sought in the country, much prized in the town? Like a king, above all, I can boast of a crown; If not found in the palace, I grace the chateau; Both the peer and the peasant my usefulness know. When I've not seen six months I am said to be old; Though exalted by nobles, I'm bought and I'm sold. Though ne'er in a sermon, I take part in all chat; Yet I'm ne'er found in this, but I'm always in that. I'm seen in most colours, am brown, black, or white, But am rarely found red and, when good, I am light; In demand with both sexes, selected with care, I'm prized by most men and add grace to the fair. Of no use to my owner when kept in his sight, I attend him by day, and oft serve him by night; As his slave I am passive; yet, strange it may sound, To keep me in order, I'm frequently bound. My fetters are silken; I'm useless at home, Though a constant companion whenever you roam; And, though no enchantment within me doth dwell, Pray tell me my name--for in that lies a spell!
A Hat.
'Twas born in anguish, 'twas cradled by care, And has lived ever since in the depths of despair. It dwells in the valley, it glides on the wave, It is laid with our ashes when cold in the grave. In darkness it brightens, in sunshine it dies, As far from the smile of enjoyment it flies. In the rainbow it sits, in the stars it has birth, And with angels descending it visits the earth. With Adam it dwelt, and so to Paradise came, But eve knew it not, though it shared in her shame. It mingles in battle, yet still it loves peace. It joins in the banquet, the dance, and the chase From the dream of our childhood it ne'er can depart And it lies, like a gem, in the core of the heart. The traveller bears it o'er desert along; The nightingale loves it, though strange to her song. On the point of an arrow it cleaves through the air Yet the pinions of birds cannot follow it there. The bosom disowns it, yet bright through our tears, When shed in affection, it ever appears. The cataract fearfully hurries it on, But, search it through billows and tempest--'tis gone. From the joys of our mortal existence 'tis driven; Yet finds an unchanging asylum in heaven. With the harp of the minstrel it ever shall dwell And it comes to my lips as I utter "Farewell".
The Letter A.
Though grief gives me birth, I'm a stranger to care. I scorn the dull earth, and float in the air. No lover claims me, though I revel in bliss. I taste of each lip, and melt in each kiss. I'm an egotist's pride, though in silence I reign; And, through free from sorrow, I'm always in pain. Though in laughter ne'er seen, in mirth I delight; In blindness I grope, though perfect in sight. In foolishness, Wisdom, and wit I've a place; Though dwelling in virtue I live in disgrace. Though frost knows me not, with winter I blend; And always to ice I'm a capital friend. I'm never in heat, though I live in the fire. Though never in want, I'm in every desire. I am I--, but the end of my paper I spy; So I'll wind up my stave and wish you good-by.
The Letter I.
[Page 137--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Settler.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find Captain Webb.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Giant?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Cat.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Giant's Father?]
[Page 138--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Bird?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Hippopotamus?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Donkey?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is John Bright?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Highlandman Fishing?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where is the Cup?]
[Page 139--Picture Puzzle Land]
Australian Picture Puzzle
[Cole]'s [Book] [Arcade], [Coals] [Book] [Arcade]. It is [Inn] [Melbourne] town, of [Awl] the [Book] [Arcades] [Inn] this [Land] it has the m[Hostel(?)] renown, It was the [Fir]st, first [Book] [Arcade] t[Hat] [Inn] the [World] was found; It's [Still] the f[Eye][Nest] [Book] [Arcade] [Inn] [Awl] the [World] around. A lovely [Rainbow] s[Eye]gn ap[Ear]s above the [Book] [Arcade], And 'tis the very g[Ran]dest s[Eye]gn wa[Sever] yet dis[Play]ed. A [Mill]ion, yes! a [Mill]ion [Books] are [House]d with[Inn] its w[Awl]s Which [Can] [Bee] [Sea]n, looked at or [Bough]t by anyone t[Hat] c[Awls] The [Book] [U] wish, the [Book] [U] w[Ant] is [Awl]most sure to [Bee] Found [Sum]where [Inn] the [Book] [Arcade] if [U] will c[Awl] & [C].
[Page 140--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Princess.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Umpire.]
[Page 141--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Miller.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find his Lady-love.]
[Page 142--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where's The Pig?]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Where's The Fox?]
[Page 143--Picture Puzzle Land]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find the Drummer.]
[Illustration: Puzzle, Find Out the Horse, Camel, Elephant, Giraffe, Kangaroo and Monkey.]
[Page 144--Shadows On The Wall]
[Illustration: Shadow Puppets.]
This game is a kind of Magic Lantern Exhibition. It is very Interesting, always pleases the children, and is very easily learnt, and for amusing poor, sick children it is invaluable.
[Page 145--The Deaf And Dumb Alphabet]
[Illustration: Deaf and Dumb Alphabet, Two Handed.]
The Alphabet of HAND-SIGNS is a great blessing to deaf and dumb persons, enabling them to converse almost as efficiently as others can by the organs of speech. It is also extensively used throughout the world as a useful accomplishment by those who are not deaf and dumb, and besides it has this recommendation:--It is the most easily learnt language in the world.
[Illustration: Deaf and Dumb Alphabet, One Handed.]
[Page 146--Language Of Flowers]
Language Of Flowers
The language of flowers in pre-eminently the language of refined and modest Courtship; millions have conveyed a message by presenting a flower which they dare not have uttered in their mother tongue.
In some countries this "LANGUAGE OF LOVE" is extremely common in the words of the poet:
"In Eastern lands, amid fragrant bowers, They tell the tale of Affection in Flowers."