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CHAPTER VII

----Boulogne! ----hah! ----so we are all got together----debtors and sinners before heaven; a jolly set of us--but I can’t stay and quaff it off with you --I’m pursued myself like a hundred devils, and shall be overtaken, before I can well change horses: ----for heaven’s sake, make haste----’Tis for high-treason, quoth a very little man, whispering as low as he could to a very tall man, that stood next him ----Or else for murder; quoth the tall man ----Well thrown, _Size-ace!_ quoth I. No; quoth a third, the gentleman has been committing----.

_Ah! ma chere fille!_ said I, as she tripp’d by from her matins--you look as rosy as the morning (for the sun was rising, and it made the compliment the more gracious) --No; it can’t be that, quoth a fourth----(she made a curt’sy to me --I kiss’d my hand) ’tis debt, continued he: ’Tis certainly for debt; quoth a fifth; I would not pay that gentleman’s debts, quoth _Ace_, for a thousand pounds; nor would I, quoth _Size_, for six times the sum --Well thrown, _Size-ace_, again! quoth I; --but I have no debt but the debt of NATURE, and I want but patience of her, and I will pay her every farthing I owe her ----How can you be so hard-hearted, MADAM, to arrest a poor traveller going along without molestation to any one upon his lawful occasions? do stop that death-looking, long-striding scoundrel of a scare-sinner, who is posting after me----he never would have followed me but for you----if it be but for a stage or two, just to give me start of him, I beseech you, madam----do, dear lady----

----Now, in troth, ’tis a great pity, quoth mine _Irish_ host, that all this good courtship should be lost; for the young gentlewoman has been after going out of hearing of it all along.----

----Simpleton! quoth I.

----So you have nothing _else_ in _Boulogne_ worth seeing?

--By Jasus! there is the finest SEMINARY for the HUMANITIES----

--There cannot be a finer; quoth I.

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