CHAPTER XXXVII

When the first transport was over, and the registers of the brain were beginning to get a little out of the confusion into which this jumble of cross accidents had cast them--it then presently occurr’d to me, that I had left my remarks in the pocket of the chaise--and that in selling my chaise, I had sold my remarks along with it, to the chaise-vamper. I leave this void space that the reader may swear into it any oath that he is most accustomed to ----For my own part, if ever I swore a _whole_ oath into a vacancy in my life, I think it was into that----*********, said I--and so my remarks through _France_, which were as full of wit, as an egg is full of meat, and as well worth four hundred guineas, as the said egg is worth a penny--have I been selling here to a chaise-vamper--for four _Louis d’Ors_--and giving him a post-chaise (by heaven) worth six into the bargain; had it been to _Dodsley_, or _Becket_, or any creditable bookseller, who was either leaving off business, and wanted a post-chaise--or who was beginning it--and wanted my remarks, and two or three guineas along with them --I could have borne it----but to a chaise-vamper! --shew me to him this moment, _François_, --said I --The valet de place put on his hat, and led the way--and I pull’d off mine, as I pass’d the commissary, and followed him.

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